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joseph
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When you perform the zombie on the radio...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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When you get your regular underwear mixed up with your magic underwear.
tabman
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When you have long since given up wearing your regular underwear and only wear Magic underwear.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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Quote:
On 2009-04-28 14:19, Father Photius wrote:
(OK, Jay, stop spying on me!)

When you have doctorates in psychology and theology and every bookcase in your house is full of magic books.


Magic books ARE books on psychology and they deal with reconsidering our human limits to confront them with the infinite of our imaginations (that makes them books of theology at some -admittedly rudimentary- level of analysis)

Don't feel guilty: as you know most of the discovery of Witchcraft is dealing with demons and succubs and this sort of things, and there is still an official exorcist at the Vatican... but he hasn't been told about me (as yet).

:)
Magic is the art of proving impossible things in parallel dimensions that can't be reached
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When you don't even know when and where and from who you bought those magic items that are gathering dust in your house.
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When you arrive late to a performance from being on the Café too long.
jay leslie
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No wait... don't go anywhere... You're late, you say.... So what was your first trick.... tell us all abut it? Go into detail, please. We have time.
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When you are watching a movie preview and it makes you think of Dynamike.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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When you eat "Trix" only, for every meal.
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When you sit here for three minutes

Posted: Aug 10, 2009 12:50pm
Then another three

Posted: Aug 10, 2009 12:51pm
Then you realize you don't have anything funny to say till after lunch.

Posted: Aug 10, 2009 12:51pm
But you still sit here anyway.
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When you post four in a row.
JamesTong
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When you laugh so hard reading the posts here you just sit and wait for more people to post so you have more good laughs.
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When you know you are spending too much time with magic.
JamesTong
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When you have more time for magic than with your friends?
tabman
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When you have given all your props first names like Chuck and Sparky.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
jay leslie
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Or Oscar
Father Photius
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When you read Jay's previous post and decide that you should go name one of your props Oscar.
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jay leslie
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Maybe a deck of cards.... maybe?

Posted: Aug 10, 2009 9:27pm
I think we should start a new thread called "You're not doing enough magic when"

And the first post is
When you can answer your own post because no one else cares.

Hello...


Is this computer on? I thought I heard a handshake signal just a moment ago.
joseph
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When your Ferrari has a rabbit in the hat decal on the hood...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
tabman
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When you'll be gone for a few days probably offline until Wednesday night and you don't want to leave your friends at the Café for too long.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
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