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tabman
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When you wake up from a dream when the Vulcan mind probe didn't work on Dynamike.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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Dynamike
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When you are not reading your marketing material because you are on the Café all of the time.
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When you get Wifi so you can sit in your bathroom, a postin.
Dynamike
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When you forget to cash your checks because you always want to practice.
joseph
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On 2009-08-16 10:02, joseph wrote:
You go through 2 cases of beer, trying to straighten out that one bottle cap to
use for a trick...


Then you discover they are twist off caps...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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When you practice the strait jacket escape when you drive places.
tabman
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When you wake up at the state mental institution wearing a strait jacket.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
JamesTong
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When your wife wake up and see you sleeping in full tails suit ... because you are too tired performing for your dog who is the only audience that can tolerate your show.
tabman
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When your wife wake up and see you sleeping in full tails suit ... and calls the men in the white coats to take you away.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Father Photius
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When you get 50 emails from people who want to meet you at TAOM. (And you don't owe any of them money and never dated their daughter.)
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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On 2009-08-17 12:46, JamesTong wrote:
When your wife wake up and see you sleeping in full tails suit ... because you are too tired performing for your dog who is the only audience that can tolerate your show.


This is really a funny one, tabman. Smile Smile Smile Really tickles my funny bones.
tabman
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On 2009-08-17 13:31, JamesTong wrote:
This is really a funny one, tabman. Smile Smile Smile Really tickles my funny bones.


When you decide to tickle James Tong's funny bones, whatever they are.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
joseph
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When you insist your daughter gets married in the Magic Castle...
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Dynamike
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When you do not ignore all of Joseph's 6705 post.
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When you catch up to Dynamikes 13,356 posts...
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Dynamike
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When you think Chris Angel is a god.
Bill Ligon
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When you think Chris Angel is good.
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tabman
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When you think you're Chris Angel.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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Dynamike
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When you think Chris Angel is better than Dynamike.
Father Photius
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When you realize his name is Criss Angel.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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