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tabman
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When your license plate reads MAGISH 1.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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joseph
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Please ignore my
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Your penny loafers have walking liberty halves in them...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
jay leslie
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When you sew a long tube down your pants leg so you can drop stink-bombs...... undetected.
Father Photius
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When after two days of struggle you finally manage to repair the lock on your car door and think you have pulled off the trick of the century.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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When you put so much time on your website instead of the Café.
JamesTong
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When you start thinking and calculating how any spiders you need to catch for your cups and balls final loads.
joseph
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When you give your wife a bouquet of balloon roses for your anniversary...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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When you cannot even remember the simpliest automatic card trick you have learnt 30 years ago.
jay leslie
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When you use dial-up to get on this forum!
Dynamike
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When you really call Jay's magic shop.
jiayi
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Canada
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When you read all 53 pages of this thread.
Dynamike
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When you accomplish more post than Photius in this forum.
joseph
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When you put $5 under your pillow, and the magic fairy leaves a tooth...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
tabman
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When you don't have $5 or any teeth.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Dynamike
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When you walk into a casino with $100,000 while listening to your girlfriend telling you magic will happen, and walk out with nothing.
Bill Ligon
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A sure sign of a misspent youth:
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When you start acting like Dynamike.
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Dynamike
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When you read your magic books backwards.
JamesTong
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When you start collecting magic books in other languages even though you will not understand a single word of it.
Dynamike
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When you show off to your family dealing with how many post you have.
JamesTong
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When you are palming a coin in each hand even when you are doing your house chores.
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