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Dynamike
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When you try and classic palm 100 coins at once.
Bill Ligon
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On 2009-08-28 16:31, Dynamike wrote:
When you try and classic palm 100 coins at once.


Dynamike, you mean you can't?
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When you go camping using your Asrah table as your bed, your Impaled to catch game, your Doves to Bunny as a lure, your Disecto to prepare it and your Cremation to cook it..... in your back yard.
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On 2009-08-28 16:51, Bill Ligon wrote:
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On 2009-08-28 16:31, Dynamike wrote:
When you try and classic palm 100 coins at once.


Dynamike, you mean you can't?

I just started last night. I can only classic palm 99 presently.
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When you perform rubber band magic, you always play a snappy tune...
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jay leslie
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Is that while you are camping out?
Dynamike
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When you are busy with magic from the beginning to the end.
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Your family and pets run away when you whip out your close up mat...
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When you want to be the next Dai Vernon ... 24 hours of magic everyday.
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When you spend your spare time between Church tours at the Greek Festival reading magic books.
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...when you post on 'Gag tag.'
Bill Ligon
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When your rabbit is an escape artist and is named "Houdini."
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When your double lift looks good...
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When you hide a force card in your double chin.
When you blame a trick that goes wrong on your trick knee.
When the only way to make the audience laugh is if you hit your funny bone..
When you know that a "shiner" has nothing to do with a black eye.
When you really pierce your arm for needle through arm.
When you hire a one-handed assistant so your hand chopper looks more realistic.
When you shave your assistants head so you can see a reflection of a card
When the bald assistant and the one handed assistant are the same and you ask them to marry you.
Father Photius
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On 2009-08-29 21:13, jay leslie wrote:
When the bald assistant and the one handed assistant are the same and you ask them to marry you.


I don't think Parson Smith would marry you , Jay, your just not his type.
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I know a man who married two other men, he was also a priest and he married them... to their wives.
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You ask all the Café members for their business card...
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jay leslie
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You grow your own silkworms.
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When you really enjoy the humor posted in this thread.
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When you perform without listening to Dynamike's advice.
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