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tabman
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On 2009-10-05 13:38, JamesTong wrote:
You like spending your time with your buddies at the Café.


True. You can always find a friend to reply to. It makes the world a little smaller.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
JamesTong
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... and the world is only the size of the laptop screen Smile
tabman
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... you use a Gypsy Fortune Telling deck to read your tea leaves every morning.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
jay leslie
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The flip of a coin determines weather you get the latest item... Heads, you spend the money.

Trouble is... all your coins are double headed.
JamesTong
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You decide to make jumbo and giant sized balls for your own collection.
tabman
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...you buy a special vacuum cleaner just to vacuum out your sub trunk with.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
JamesTong
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... you make a custom sized mattress to place on top of your Asrah Levitation table so you can use it as your bed too.
jay leslie
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You use your Cremated Illusion for the block party, weenie roast.

Any old illusion becomes a dog house.

Wait till your 90 before you sell-off old illusions even though you haven't done a show for 35 years.

You become homeless and wheel around your modern cabinet, to live in.
(I'm considering it if the shows don't pick up).

You start repeating old posts on this thread because you have nothing better to write.
joseph
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You start repeating old posts on this thread because you have nothing better to write...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bill Ligon
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You use your Cremated Illusion for the block party, weenie roast.

Any old illusion becomes a dog house.

Wait till your 90 before you sell-off old illusions even though you haven't done a show for 35 years.

You become homeless and wheel around your modern cabinet, to live in.
(I'm considering it if the shows don't pick up).

You start repeating old posts on this thread because you have nothing better to write.

Posted: Oct 6, 2009 9:32pm
You start repeating old posts on this thread because you have nothing better to write.
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Bill Ligon
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You start repeating old posts on this thread because you have nothing better to write.
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE
joseph
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You serve meals on close up mats...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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You build a cabinet just to hang all your silks hanky so they don't get wrinkled.
joseph
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You serve drinks in mirror glasses...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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Your wife cannot find a glass that is not a mirror glass in the house.
MagicBus
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You keep buying the mini "Red Bull" cans so you can ask your spectators, "Do you want to see a little more bull?" (and then pull out the can); When you read every product review in The Linking Ring, MUM, MAGIC, and Genii; That you keep repeating your previous posts; That you watch L and L DVDs rather than DVDs rented from the video store; That you were trying to appear for the Tigers tonight another base hit; That you booked "The Great Geico" for the Farmers Insurance Group convention; That you have a Lloyds of London's policy on your magic wand; That you eat Chili Con Carney because it reminds you of John Carney; That you play football for the Chavez School; That the rabbit's foot you have is attached to a live rabbit...
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You asked David Copperfield what are his secrets.
JamesTong
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You try to be over zealous by selling your services to David Copperfield.
jay leslie
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You keep repeating old posts because you want to irritate everyone.
joseph
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You have 20,000 posts, and still have questions to ask...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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