True. You can always find a friend to reply to. It makes the world a little smaller.

... and the world is only the size of the laptop screen

... you use a Gypsy Fortune Telling deck to read your tea leaves every morning.

The flip of a coin determines weather you get the latest item... Heads, you spend the money.

Trouble is... all your coins are double headed.

You decide to make jumbo and giant sized balls for your own collection.

...you buy a special vacuum cleaner just to vacuum out your sub trunk with.

... you make a custom sized mattress to place on top of your Asrah Levitation table so you can use it as your bed too.

You use your Cremated Illusion for the block party, weenie roast.

Any old illusion becomes a dog house.

Wait till your 90 before you sell-off old illusions even though you haven't done a show for 35 years.

You become homeless and wheel around your modern cabinet, to live in.
(I'm considering it if the shows don't pick up).

You start repeating old posts on this thread because you have nothing better to write.

You start repeating old posts on this thread because you have nothing better to write...

You use your Cremated Illusion for the block party, weenie roast.

Any old illusion becomes a dog house.

Wait till your 90 before you sell-off old illusions even though you haven't done a show for 35 years.

You become homeless and wheel around your modern cabinet, to live in.
(I'm considering it if the shows don't pick up).

You start repeating old posts on this thread because you have nothing better to write.

Posted: Oct 6, 2009 9:32pm
You start repeating old posts on this thread because you have nothing better to write.

You start repeating old posts on this thread because you have nothing better to write.

You serve meals on close up mats...

You build a cabinet just to hang all your silks hanky so they don't get wrinkled.

You serve drinks in mirror glasses...

Your wife cannot find a glass that is not a mirror glass in the house.

You keep buying the mini "Red Bull" cans so you can ask your spectators, "Do you want to see a little more bull?" (and then pull out the can); When you read every product review in The Linking Ring, MUM, MAGIC, and Genii; That you keep repeating your previous posts; That you watch L and L DVDs rather than DVDs rented from the video store; That you were trying to appear for the Tigers tonight another base hit; That you booked "The Great Geico" for the Farmers Insurance Group convention; That you have a Lloyds of London's policy on your magic wand; That you eat Chili Con Carney because it reminds you of John Carney; That you play football for the Chavez School; That the rabbit's foot you have is attached to a live rabbit...

You asked David Copperfield what are his secrets.

You try to be over zealous by selling your services to David Copperfield.

You keep repeating old posts because you want to irritate everyone.

You have 20,000 posts, and still have questions to ask...