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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts 
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Your dog bit you because he didn't want to see another card trick.
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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On 2009-10-10 23:44, tabman wrote: ... and you offer yourself, periodically, some great offers when you buy more than 2 items. |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17497 Posts
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Your pillows are rabbit shaped...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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On 2009-10-11 03:42, JamesTong wrote:... and you offer yourself, periodically, some great offers when you buy more than 2 items. ... now that's funny. A "two for one" sale!!!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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You are wondering whether Tabman's beard is real.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts
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On 2009-10-10 22:34, JamesTong wrote: AND you arrange the props in your warehouse to look like your living room!
Jay Leslie
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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On 2009-10-11 14:30, jay leslie wrote: ... and I wonder how the bedroom would look like 
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... your house is so full of Magic you have to sleep at a motel.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... you have so many other buddies sharing your problem of having a house full of props.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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...you walk in your sleep to perform magic tricks.
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JimbosMagic Inner circle 1334 Posts
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All you do all day is put on and take off a thumb tip to see the best way to do it.
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic. Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV. European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8 |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Your buddy takes you out on his boat and you cut a piece off his anchor rope to show him a trick.
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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You noticed that Bill Ligon changed his avatar.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts
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You are doing WAY too much magic when (true story).
You model the gimmick, to the Broom Suspension so you can tell your assistant to shut-up when they complain about the strap between their legs - - - BECAUSE - - - - - - - IF YOU can do it....... THEY can do it. Top that!
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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When you actually know what Jay is talking about above.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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On 2009-10-13 10:59, Bill Ligon wrote: Great one and please allow me to add, And you cut it out of the middle!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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You start developing routines that can be performed on a boat for your buddies.
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JimbosMagic Inner circle 1334 Posts
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Your boat runs aground because you used all the water for the drink in newspaper
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic. Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV. European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8 |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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You you want to try out the escape with an anchor tied to your straits jacket and pushed out of the boat by your buddies.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... when your friends come to your funeral after you tied a boat anchor to your strait jacket and jumped off Tabman's boat.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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