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Bill Ligon
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A sure sign of a misspent youth:
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Now you're spying on me, Father Photius!
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tabman
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On 2009-04-28 20:38, Father Photius wrote:

When you leave $40,000 worth of automobiles in your driveway so you can keep $2,000 worth of magic junk in your garage.



WOW!! I'm glad that magicians can afford $40k cars these days. That's exciting and makes me hopeful for the future.

-=tabman
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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jay leslie
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When you hold your newest trick in your hand all night so you can get the feel for it.
Bill Ligon
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On 2009-04-29 12:04, tabman wrote:
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On 2009-04-28 20:38, Father Photius wrote:

When you leave $40,000 worth of automobiles in your driveway so you can keep $2,000 worth of magic junk in your garage.



WOW!! I'm glad that magicians can afford $40k cars these days. That's exciting and makes me hopeful for the future.

-=tabman


Oh. I thought he said $400.00 worth of cars in the driveway. Smile
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mengst
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When you have to check your money before you hand it to the cashier.
JamesTong
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When you can't find your wallet because your pockets are full of TTs, invisible decks and rubber bands.
jay leslie
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When you need to leave regular cloths behind so you can stuff your close-up act in your carry-on bag.

Posted: Apr 29, 2009 7:53pm
When your girl friend breaks up with you because your idea of going to her families home, for the holidays, involves her being your assistant, in their living room so you to practice your parlor show.
Father Photius
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When you carry an empty suitcase to magic conventions to bring back full of new props.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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When you are eager to try out ridiculous methods for fire effects and nearly blow up your house.
martin1025
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- When you start a new job and pretend to be a smoker just so that you'll have an
excuse to go out for a few minutes to practice card sleights.

- When you practice one handed sleigths while driving

- When your friends are not bothered at all that you are doing faros while talking to them.

- when your girlfriend has finally accpepted the fact she is second to the cards
JamesTong
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When you are practising the invisible pass with a deck of cards everywhere and anywhere you go.
jay leslie
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And when that pass really becomes invisible
Father Photius
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When you spend an hour on Jay's site comparing his picturs there to his avatar to try to decide if he is really him.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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When you buy your wife the 9 dvd set of Astonishment videos for her birthday...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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On 2009-05-01 22:19, joseph wrote:
When you buy your wife the 9 dvd set of Astonishment videos for her birthday...


(As they say here in the South: "Yo in a heap O trouble, boy!")

When you realize the thing you keep all your cuff links, lapel pins, and tie tacs in is a change bag.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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When you are watching someone performing on stage and you have the urge to go up there to share the limelight.
joseph
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When you plan your vacation based only on the cities that have a magic shop...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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When you would drive 400 miles with a group of magician friends to meet another group of magicians just to talk magic with them.
Father Photius
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When you go to Las Vegas and the only thing you want to do is magic.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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You can only pay for your groceries with Barber halves...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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