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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts 
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You have a nightmare about you crashing through the stage while you are performing.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... and then you do!!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... you try to find the historical roots of all those effects sold.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17449 Posts
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..and when you do, they still say you are wrong...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... and inaccurate facts too.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9501 Posts
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When you go to the magic club contest, and perform a 10 minute 4-ace routine... right after another guy did his.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... when you wear your IBM pin on your fishing hat.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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When you wear your fishing lure to the IBM ring meeting.
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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You try to perform the 'Ambitious Card Routine' with a super sized deck of cards.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... when you can think of a hundred ways to accomplish the same effect.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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You took a long time making a micro-box (half an inch) for your close-up routine.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When you jump off a tall building to make promo as a stunt magician.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... and that was the last promo stunt
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... and the one that made him famous as the magician on the "Kids, Don't Try This" posters in all the schools.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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When you tell someone you are reading through the Apocalpyse and then realize they think you are reading a book of the New Testament.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When you laugh at Photius' post.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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You start buying different types of bras to sew your own 20th century bra trick.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17449 Posts
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..and all the customers laugh at you...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... and because of that you get a few party shows from the customers requesting you to do the bra trick.
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