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JamesTong
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On 2009-10-31 13:19, jay leslie wrote:
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On 2009-10-31 00:31, tabman wrote:
... when you think everyone here should add "ini" to their name in honor of the Houdini Seance at the Magic Castle tomorrow night.

-=tabmanini


I always thought of calling myself the great belly button but now it would have to be the "Great Belly Button ini" But then someone would copy the act and call themselves the Great Belly Button Outy


So are you the "ini" or "outy"?
jay leslie
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In this group, I'm an INI but if any lay person (can I say that?) were to read all this foolishness.... I'd be an OUTY.
JamesTong
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... everything in your life revolve around magic, jokes and gags.
tabman
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...your magic friends have names like Jayini, Magic Tong, Josephini, and Bill Ligonini.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
JamesTong
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.... and they all think alike Smile
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..which may be a good thing...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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... you have too many junks from your failed experiments to develop something new.
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Your pockets are full of balloons and a long needle...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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On 2009-11-01 06:49, JamesTong wrote:
... you have too many junks from your failed experiments to develop something new.


... you can actually make a few bucks from those junks.
jay leslie
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You have a hole in the bottom of every right shoe, you own.

All your pants have velcro running down the sides.

And all your shirts have a very flat, very small hem but your coats have sleeves that are almost too big.

You really keep a rabbit in your hat.

All of your suits are black or some other color that no one else would ever wear.

All your pockets have smaller pockets.

When you put on a fully loaded suit, you feel like it weighs a ton.

When you caugh a roll of coins accidentally falls out.

Anyone who asks you for a match is surprised when you pull one out from your lapel.

You have to unload all your pockets, to go through a metal detector, and you look like you just lost 20 pounds.

All your ties are pre-tied and have velcro, in the back.

You never let anyone shake your hand while holding your arm because you never know what's up there.

You erase the magnetic strip on your credit cards, by accident, when you sit.

You are either wearing something formal or have work-clothes on and are covered in paint.

You think the Bean From Eye is a perfect trick for kids at a 6 year olds birthday party.

Jayini
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... you understand every one of the vignettes above.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Doruk Ülgen
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You see that you have much less money left than you thought you had. (just happened to me)
JamesTong
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... you agree that magicians have experienced almost everything posted in this thread.
Bob Sanders
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Your doves play dead when they see you coming.
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JamesTong
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... and if they are not fed they will continue to play dead too.
Bob Sanders
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You can locate a chosen card anywhere but can't remember where you parked your car.
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Bill Ligon
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A sure sign of a misspent youth:
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You know what your spectators are thinking, but you can't understand your wife.
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JamesTong
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You are technically proficient but you cannot hammer a nail to the wall without bending the nail.
Bob Sanders
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Someone asks your name and you say "pick one"
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tabman
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...you have WOW tatooed on your arm instead of MOM.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
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