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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
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On 2009-10-31 13:19, jay leslie wrote: So are you the "ini" or "outy"? |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
In this group, I'm an INI but if any lay person (can I say that?) were to read all this foolishness.... I'd be an OUTY.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
... everything in your life revolve around magic, jokes and gags.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
...your magic friends have names like Jayini, Magic Tong, Josephini, and Bill Ligonini.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
.... and they all think alike
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
..which may be a good thing...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
... you have too many junks from your failed experiments to develop something new.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
Your pockets are full of balloons and a long needle...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
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On 2009-11-01 06:49, JamesTong wrote: ... you can actually make a few bucks from those junks. |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You have a hole in the bottom of every right shoe, you own.
All your pants have velcro running down the sides. And all your shirts have a very flat, very small hem but your coats have sleeves that are almost too big. You really keep a rabbit in your hat. All of your suits are black or some other color that no one else would ever wear. All your pockets have smaller pockets. When you put on a fully loaded suit, you feel like it weighs a ton. When you caugh a roll of coins accidentally falls out. Anyone who asks you for a match is surprised when you pull one out from your lapel. You have to unload all your pockets, to go through a metal detector, and you look like you just lost 20 pounds. All your ties are pre-tied and have velcro, in the back. You never let anyone shake your hand while holding your arm because you never know what's up there. You erase the magnetic strip on your credit cards, by accident, when you sit. You are either wearing something formal or have work-clothes on and are covered in paint. You think the Bean From Eye is a perfect trick for kids at a 6 year olds birthday party. Jayini
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... you understand every one of the vignettes above.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Doruk Ãœlgen Elite user 466 Posts |
You see that you have much less money left than you thought you had. (just happened to me)
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
... you agree that magicians have experienced almost everything posted in this thread.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your doves play dead when they see you coming.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
... and if they are not fed they will continue to play dead too.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You can locate a chosen card anywhere but can't remember where you parked your car.
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
You know what your spectators are thinking, but you can't understand your wife.
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
You are technically proficient but you cannot hammer a nail to the wall without bending the nail.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Someone asks your name and you say "pick one"
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
...you have WOW tatooed on your arm instead of MOM.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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