Your coffee mug is a Foo Can.

You chopped/gaffed all the cups in your kitchen.

.. your wife wants to go out on Couples Night and the first thing you think of is Howie's tin cup trick.

You used up your Right Guard roughing cards.

You start cutting and shredding playing cards to pieces and wonder what you can come out with.

When you put slush powder in your coffee.

You start collecting magic items along with know their historical origins.

Your thumb tips are monogrammed for each day of the week.

You actually have 30 pockets within 10 pockets.

You realize that three of your hands are showing.

You start working with false body parts.

You answer the phone with "Are you sure you want that one?"

Every word you speak are carefully scripted and rehearsed.

You are looking for Wand Insurance.

You are over meticulous and too organized with your props.

Take your doves to family reunions.

Your house is known as your neighbourhood zoo.

You automatically force a 10 on good looking women.

You make 10 inner pockets just to hold 10 TTs.

When you look inside all pockets for more pockets.