Your cleaner got a shock to find that you have a pocket within the outer pocket that is within another outer pocket that is within a bigger pocket.

You expect the Weather Channel to announce a Snow Storm in China and that emergency brooms are needed.

You try to replicate a mini version of the magic castle in your home.

When the microwave dings and you say "Presto!".

Your fridge is full of balloons and rubber bands...

But obviously empty of all that money you don't have from performing shows the last 20 years.

You have a wind-up digital watch.

You organise your props to look like a magic museum in your house.

You consider your change bag as the safe place to hide your money.

You repaint all your props because you don't like the previous color.

... you have mini rope gimmicks in all your shoe laces.

... you save all small and odd shaped containers for tricks that don't exist yet...

... you spend years working on ideas that did not bear fruits.

You have to check for gimmicked eggs before making breakfast.

Your family cannot find any real food (eggs, fruits, vegetables, etc) at home.

You find a thread and can't find what should be attached

You have a drawer full of gimmicks, accessories, holdouts, etc, and you do not know how to use them.

When you read the can of Pledge to make sure it does not disturb Whiffle Dust

When you craft balls from 1mm size to 24 cm big for your cups routine.

You spend hours in the Dollar store inventing tricks