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Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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You don't even have a real wallet.
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tabman
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USA
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... you want your "Broken Wand " ceremony b4 you cash in.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
JamesTong
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Malaysia
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You cannot even differentiate whether your items are real or gaffed.
Bill Ligon
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A sure sign of a misspent youth:
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...and you don't even know what "differentiate" means...
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JamesTong
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You like collecting the same items in different versions.
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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You say, "Would you like that with or without whiffle dust?"
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JamesTong
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You spend hundreds of hours trying to develop a new act.
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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Another magician asked you how to do something and you say, "I forgot!"
Bob Sanders

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JamesTong
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You send to all your magician friends a photo of you to be placed as a wall paper for their PC.
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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Your shower curtain has lights and plays music.
Bob Sanders

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JamesTong
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You have a different business card designs printed on different T-shirts.
jay leslie
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Southern California
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You sleep in your refrigerator or stove because you are trying to invent "My Instant Magician" and can't decide weather you should be freeze dried or steamed.
JamesTong
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Other magicians are telling you that you are re-inventing stuffs.
tabman
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Quote:
On 2009-11-04 12:42, Bob Sanders wrote:
Your shower curtain has lights and plays music.


I can't imagine why Alabama lets you even live there. That's some funny stuff!!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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You build a 1600sq ft theater in the barnyard
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tabman
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... you build a magic prop shop in a cotton field.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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... you compete with Tabman on outdoor stages out in the country
Bob Sanders

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JamesTong
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... you start making all kinds of storage boxes to put your props in.
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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You are looking forward to using spring credit cards with your spring bills.
Bob Sanders

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tabman
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... when you use cotton bolls instead of balls in your C&B routine (for the Cotton Council).
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
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