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Bob Sanders
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Someone asked you a question and you begin by saying, "Start my music!"
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Father Photius
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Your wife says she wants a nice silk scarf for Christmas and you look up Bob Sanders phone number.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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Some of your change has holes in it...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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You have all of Bob Sanders' silks and he has run out of unique silks designs to sell you.
joseph
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You put away your easter bunny silks, and bring out your Santa silks...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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You try to learn up every version of every effect in the market.
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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... the prop list for the show is longer than the show!
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JamesTong
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You make sure you take a spare of every item used for each show with you for every show.
joseph
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You can do 60 tricks in 60 seconds...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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You suddenly get information overloads and forget how to perform the ACR.
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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... dental tools are necessary for building props but you can skip dental appointments.
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tabman
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... you drop out of dental college to practice card tricks all day in a seedy hotel room across the tracks from the bus station.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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Father Photius
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You think using a dental dam is having a cursing dentist as an assistant.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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You miss the Sunday football games to be on the Café...
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JamesTong
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It takes you 45 minutes to load every kinds of small props and gimmicks into your pockets before you go out each day.

Posted: Nov 7, 2009 9:41pm
... but never get to use them most of the time but you still want them in your pockets.
Bill Ligon
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A sure sign of a misspent youth:
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Joseph, what's a football game?
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Father Photius
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When you can't find your car keys for all the magic props in your pocket.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
tabman
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... when you have to use a belt and suspenders to hold up your pants because of all the props in your pockets.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
JamesTong
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Quote:
On 2009-11-07 23:04, Bill Ligon wrote:
Joseph, what's a football game?


Is that the latest cups and balls routine?
joseph
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You find 5 extra hidden slots in your wallet..

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On 2009-11-07 23:04, Bill Ligon wrote:
Joseph, what's a football game?


If I remember correctly, it's a game played on a huge close up mat...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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