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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20519 Posts 
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... you go to conventions and know getting a room is a waste of time and money.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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When you go to conventions and realize that sleep is something you do in early morning lectures.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts
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You know you will be deprived of sleep and yet you still go to conventions.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24107 Posts
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...you began speaking ebonmagics.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17147 Posts
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You buy a motor home just to attend 5 day magic conventions...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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You spend half an hour looking at Mark Wilson's CCIM and trying to remember what modifications you made to a routine from the book 40 years ago.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24107 Posts
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You practice in the bathroom.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20519 Posts
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When you buy a new stapler and remove the staples first thing.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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On 2009-11-10 21:28, Dynamike wrote: ... when you think this is a fun idea and want to hear more.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts
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... you start developing the patter scripts in different languages.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20519 Posts
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... you ask for change for a Hopping Half.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts
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... you start watching every act in the world and call it research.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24107 Posts
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...you are spending too much time with magic.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts
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... your entire act is made out of the scraps and junks you collected from everywhere.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20519 Posts
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... you even think of peppermint canes as appearing and disappearing.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts
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... you created a children act using ice creams and those kids were having a good time after the shows tasting all kinds of ice creams flavours.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20519 Posts
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... you actually cook in a dove pan.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts
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... you don't even have time to have a good rest.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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On 2009-11-11 03:11, Dynamike wrote: Tell me how we all missed this one!!! Good one Dynamike.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts
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On 2009-11-11 13:06, tabman wrote: He is reminding other people that are spending more time in magic than him. 
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