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MagicBus
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When you apply to Sallie Mae to get a student loan to attend the Chavez School and want to stay on campus.
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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... you can match every card in a face down deck but not your socks.
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JamesTong
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... you finaly organised your house to look exactly like the interior of the magic castle and your wife enjoyed the restaurant section (kitchen) the most.
Bob Sanders
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... you name your kids clubs, diamonds, hearts and spades.
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JamesTong
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... and your dog, Svengali.
Bob Sanders
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... you make every situation black or red...
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JamesTong
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... you practice the multiplying balls with zombie sized balls.
Bob Sanders
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... you think a table napkin is only for lapping.
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JamesTong
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... you decided to do something to one of the walls in your house so you can perform the 'magician thru wall' illusion for your guest.
joseph
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Please ignore my
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You will only own a lap dog...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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...magic is the only thing you know.
joseph
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Please ignore my
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You laminate all your playing cards...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
jay leslie
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Here's a twist

You go into a store..... any store.... and you just go and buy what you need without looking at every item on sale and trying to figure out how to make it float or make a rabbit appear.

Because you don't have another single square inch of space in your 2,000 sf warehouse for anything. You don't even have enough room to walk up and isle without sidestepping something or walking over something or trying to duck the asrah gimmick that will leave a "Grill Mark" on your face. And you can't even get to the mail slot because you have boxes piled up the the ceiling, that's how much stuff there is.... So you close your eyes when you go into the store. You hold your breath.... hoping that NOTHING will jump out at you saying" Buy me, I'm shinny" or "Better get three of these because that's all there are left." You ignore the little voices in your head that whisper 'It's only a few dollars OR I'm sure I'll use it someday, maybe not today, maybe not this year but I'm sure I'll use it sometime" and sometime never comes.

That's when you're doing too much magic....... that's when. I tell ya. Will someone please come over and take it all away?
JamesTong
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You understand what Jay is saying and agree with him.
Bob Sanders
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Even your TV has rabbit ears.
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JamesTong
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You got a huge white rabbit slipper made for bedroom use.
jay leslie
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OK

I just spent 140 dollars on useless stuff that I'll never use. I'm back to normal.
JamesTong
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... you do all kinds of experiments with an idea to see how it goes but it failed badly. (What a waste of time and money)
jay leslie
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Does anyone want a 4 foot fork and matching spoon for anything?
Bill Ligon
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A sure sign of a misspent youth:
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Not at the moment, but I can probably find a use for them sooner or later.
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