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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20507 Posts 
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When you go to the bank and beg for any half dollar coins they have.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts
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... you go to every coin shop looking for dollars.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20507 Posts
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... you realize that you don't have time for a day job...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts
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... you have absolutely no idea what a job is.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... you come back from Home Depot with more stuff than you went for and new ideas but no magic springs.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts
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... you buy more stuffs from Home Depot than from magic shops.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20507 Posts
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... you hate to buy cloths but magic is different.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17081 Posts
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You spend your vacation at Hobby Lobby...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts
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... 99 per cent of the things you buy are magic related.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17081 Posts
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You camp out for 2 days to watch DC go over Niagara Falls...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts
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... it took you 6 months to make a drawer box.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20507 Posts
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... everything you put in the drawer box vanishes!
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... when you keep your valuables in a drawer box.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17081 Posts
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When your drawer box has no room for drawers...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24107 Posts
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...you purchase a $5,000 illusion to perform for a nursing home.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20507 Posts
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... you never use your expensive props if a cheaper one will do.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts
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... it takes you 6 months to build a two-way mirror box.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20507 Posts
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... you house always smells like paint.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts
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... or other chemicals.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20507 Posts
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... you take things from the trash instead of putting them there.
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