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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts 
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... you are looking for a giant mirror to dry those 6 foot silks.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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Your belt buckle has Houdini's face on it...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... and you wonder where to get one?
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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You watch Prestige and Illusionist 100 times...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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On 2009-12-04 21:57, joseph wrote: 98 times more to go 
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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Your friends want to come over for a magic show, instead of watching the Super Bowl...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... you invite your magic buddies to come over to watch the Prestige and Illusionist with you.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... the only dishes in your house are antique P & L apparatus.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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... the iron temperature is always set to "Silk".
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... you can hardly find dust, dirt or print marks on your props.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... you stop and watch "Women in Boxes" every time it runs on the Documentary Channel.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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You have to do the floating coke bottle at every picnic...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... you start developing impromptu magic routines for the nudist camp.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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..and when they sit down, it sounds like they are clapping for you...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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You keep arguing with people in the do it yourself section and they won't listen to you.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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On 2009-12-06 12:50, joseph wrote: ... that would be nice
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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(Saturday night 6:15 pm)
When you go to the Home Depo with red paint all over you (to buy more paint) and the clerk threatens to call the police because she thinks you just robbed a bank. So my answer was... "So why am I buying another 8 cans of red paint that's EXACTLY the same color? ... wouldn't I buy paint REMOVER instead... HUH..... WELL....... (stare) Now what do you have to say?" Her "Have a nice day".
Jay Leslie
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You think the announcement that your bank is failing is just an introduction to a trick.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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Or an excuse to borrow a hundred.
Jay Leslie
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You assume everyone has a TT.
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