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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17116 Posts ![]() |
When you answer anything with, "That reminds me.", and do a trick...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders![]() Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20514 Posts ![]() |
... you have to be told NOT to mess with the fire extinguisher
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts ![]() |
... you finally have one foot space left in your house to move about.
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Bob Sanders![]() Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20514 Posts ![]() |
... the photos in your wallet are of magic props.
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17116 Posts ![]() |
You don't need any magic tricks for xmas...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders![]() Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20514 Posts ![]() |
You have to keep your arms bent because of things in your sleeves.
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tabman![]() Inner circle USA 5946 Posts ![]() |
... you get blamed for crop failure, famine, drought, and plagues of all kinds.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Bob Sanders![]() Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20514 Posts ![]() |
... a friend is the guy who brought the devil to Nashville.
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tabman![]() Inner circle USA 5946 Posts ![]() |
... you're friends with the devil and still cant get a decent booking.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17116 Posts ![]() |
You stand up, and 2 decks of cards, and 20 coins fall on the floor...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bill Ligon![]() Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts ![]() |
...in church.
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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Bob Sanders![]() Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20514 Posts ![]() |
... your dog is afraid of rabbits.
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tabman![]() Inner circle USA 5946 Posts ![]() |
... you have more rabbitts than friends.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9495 Posts ![]() |
It's 10 o frigin o clock p.m. and you have another 6 hours to go until you're probably through, flocking the inside of 50 Square Circles... at 49 degrees inside and out (you have no heat at your shop).
But I'm not complaining. Posted: Dec 9, 2009 2:51am Now it's 12 midnight but I'm still not complaining. Oh, I might have enough flock up my nose to stop a sewer pipe but hay... what's a little flock between friends?
Jay Leslie
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tabman![]() Inner circle USA 5946 Posts ![]() |
... you wonder if Jay is still flocking in California???
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9495 Posts ![]() |
Someone has to do it.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts ![]() |
... you noticed that Jay has stopped sniffing glue and changed to breathing in flock to get a high
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tabman![]() Inner circle USA 5946 Posts ![]() |
... you've never flocked anything.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts ![]() |
... you noticed that Tabman is already in xmas celebration mood
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tabman![]() Inner circle USA 5946 Posts ![]() |
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On 2009-12-09 13:04, JamesTong wrote: Maybe its the hat???
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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