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JamesTong
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... you noticed that Tabman's hat matches the color of his beard that also matches with the upper portion of his glasses Smile
joseph
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You threaten Tabman if he doesn't come through with those 4 $2000 tricks you want for xmas...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
tabman
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... you take Joseph's threats seriously!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
hbwolkov
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The budget deficit can be funded by liquidating your magic collection.

Posted: Dec 9, 2009 4:15pm
You serve your mindreading goose for Xmas dinner.

Posted: Dec 9, 2009 4:17pm
You have your own table at the Magic Castle.

Posted: Dec 9, 2009 4:18pm
L&L sales representatives have memorized your credit number.
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Bob Sanders
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... you sign checks with your stage name.
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hbwolkov
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You no longer get a pay check.

Posted: Dec 9, 2009 8:25pm
You are tempted to try an escape routine every time you see a trash can.

Posted: Dec 9, 2009 8:26pm
Your hat contains more rabbit poop than the bags at home depot.

Posted: Dec 9, 2009 8:29pm
Your wife constantly checks your closet for her missing scarves.
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Bob Sanders
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... you wash more silky little things in the sink than your wife does.
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hbwolkov
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You can not play hangman without holding a pair of scissors.

Posted: Dec 9, 2009 8:32pm
The hens in the chicken house hide their eggs if you are within 100 feet.

Posted: Dec 9, 2009 8:33pm
The bank clerk will not allow you to count your cash.

Posted: Dec 9, 2009 8:35pm
You carry an applause sign to all your corporate meeting.

Posted: Dec 9, 2009 8:38pm
Your wife checks you mouth when she can not find her sewing needle.
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Bob Sanders
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... you can't borrow a Sharpie from someone in the audience.
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hbwolkov
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Your doctor is not surprised when he does an exam and your prostate has disappeared.
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hbwolkov
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Your VISA card has a picture of a hat and rabbit.

Posted: Dec 9, 2009 8:49pm
The last non magic DVD you watched was 10 years ago.

Posted: Dec 9, 2009 8:51pm
When you walk into a Toy R Us all the little children run to their mothers.

osted: Dec 9, 2009 8:56pm
You are slapped with a subpoenas every time a rabbit is reported missing.

Posted: Dec 9, 2009 9:02pm
You expect to see a rabbit when the doctor performs a pelvic examination on your wife.

Posted: Dec 9, 2009 9:04pm
....you expected to see a rabbit when the obstetrician delivered your first child.

Posted: Dec 9, 2009 9:05pm
You miss dinner because you are spending too much time enjoying this site.
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Bob Sanders
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... you ask them to just email your dinner to you.
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joseph
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You attend 1 magic show per week; no matter where...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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... you do not know what a normal movie is.
joseph
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You sweep the floors after each convention...
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tabman
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... and get to keep all the loose change you find.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
JamesTong
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... and hope to find some gaff coins.
jay leslie
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You drive hundreds of miles to a magic shop only to find that it;s closed so you do it again the next day.
JamesTong
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You drive hundreds of miles to find a magic buddy, talk magic with him, have good food with him and then drive hundreds of miles back home after that.
joseph
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A rubber band is always within reach...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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