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Bob Sanders
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... in the store you always ask, "Does that come with a pull?".
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hbwolkov
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You do coins across everytime you use the vending machine.
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tabman
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... you cant stop posting on the Café.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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hbwolkov
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You accidentally sign your checks with the name Copperfield

Posted: Dec 10, 2009 5:52pm
When presenting a business card you invariably pull out the ace of hearts.

Posted: Dec 10, 2009 5:53pm
You constantly check your rear view mirror to insure the proper angle.

Posted: Dec 10, 2009 6:06pm
You order eggs to silk at the local IHOP.
Northern California
Bob Sanders
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... at IHOP you request an Order of Merlin.
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joseph
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Your football jersey has the name Slidini on the back...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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You make mini Santa hats for your fingers.
tabman
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... its 11 pm and you're still covered with wood shavings from planing wood for magic all day.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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JamesTong
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... you keep all those wood shavings for other uses.
joseph
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You sprinkle salt on your burger, and 80 tablespoons come out...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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You buy decks and decks of cards on sale that you will not need for many years.
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JamesTong
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Quote:
On 2009-12-11 08:22, joseph wrote:
You sprinkle salt on your burger, and 80 tablespoons come out...


... and you begin to perform Fred Kap's salt routine.
tabman
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... you cant stop laughing at Amazing Jonathan's show.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
JamesTong
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... you enjoy all those good magic shows eventhough you've seen them many times.
tabman
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... its never too cold to work on magic.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
joseph
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You have 10 different hand creams on your magic table...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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All of your good friends have doves and rabbitts.
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joseph
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You smoke so you can show off your auto match light...
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Bob Sanders
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You only carry a pen so spectators can sign items.
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jay leslie
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Every card in the deck has three or more signatures on it.
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