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Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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... you realize that you are late to your wedding.
Bob Sanders

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JamesTong
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Eternal Order
Malaysia
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On 2009-12-11 18:50, Bob Sanders wrote:
All of your good friends have doves and rabbitts.


... and fake foods too.
tabman
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Inner circle
USA
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... you move to Orlando because you like the name of their basketball team.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
joseph
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Please ignore my
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Your favorite movie is (ugh) Magic Christian...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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... You give your address as "Stage Left".
Bob Sanders

Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz

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JamesTong
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Malaysia
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... the only other book you have in your library is the telephone directory.
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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... people don't even know your name but introduce you as "that magician".
Bob Sanders

Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz

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JamesTong
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... almost everything in your house is printed with the words "I'm A Magician".
jay leslie
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Southern California
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On 2009-12-12 12:30, JamesTong wrote:
... almost everything in your house is printed with the words "I'm A Magician".


James is much to modest... I've heard all his props read "Worlds Greatest Magician"
joseph
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Mine are marked "Will work for food."...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
tabman
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... you carve your initials in a palm tree outside the Magic Castle.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
jay leslie
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First we have to plant some Palm Trees!
joseph
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You can palm trees...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
hbwolkov
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You only think about potential magic tricks when visiting a Home Depot.

Posted: Dec 12, 2009 5:10pm
Your wife no longer gets embarrassed when your out in public and people say " How about a trick?"

Posted: Dec 12, 2009 5:15pm
You go to a flea market and spend time looking for the Wolf booth.

Posted: Dec 12, 2009 5:22pm
You keep your money in a stacking box instead of a safe deposit box.

Posted: Dec 12, 2009 5:34pm
Sellers on the Café no longer need to ask you for your Paypal address.
Northern California
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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Costumes are your only clothing.
Bob Sanders

Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz

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joseph
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You learn more than one trick per day...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
tabman
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... you have a card index tattooed on your arm.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
JamesTong
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On 2009-12-12 19:36, joseph wrote:
You learn more than one trick per day...


... and have forgotten those you learnt two days ago.
joseph
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You make a never ending list of all the tricks you perform...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
jay leslie
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You tell the psychiatrist you had a special case built for your Mummy.
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