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joseph
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You practice early and forget to go to work...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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On 2009-12-20 05:41, joseph wrote:
You build snow illusions because that's all you can afford...


... you built the perfect replica of the zig zag lady with snow.
Bob Sanders
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... you assume that every email is from another magician.
Bob Sanders

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Mike Brezler
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The only thing you record on your DVR is magic
joseph
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Your favorite espn reporter is Kevin Blackistone...
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JamesTong
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... you can keep track of all the latest tricks sold in the market.
joseph
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You go through 300 decks a year...
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JamesTong
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... your wife does not understand why you keep buying cards when you already have 300 bricks at home.
joseph
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Your house is made out of playing cards...
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JamesTong
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... and it feels good to sleep inside it.
tabman
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... when you have business cards printed up for each day of the week.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Dynamike
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...the playing cards you are using are soft as ashes.
JamesTong
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... you can keep track of all the sleights you can and cannot do.
joseph
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The house is all dusty except for your close up table...
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Bob Sanders
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Your yard is covered in dove feathers.
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tabman
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... you decide to raise doves and sell them to magicians.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Bob Sanders
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... you expect other magicians might have money to spend.
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tabman
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... you start printing your own "magic money" with a picture of Dynamike on the fives.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Bob Sanders
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... even your socks have safety pins in them.
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joseph
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All your clothes are magnetic...
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