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Mike Brezler![]() Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts ![]() |
You wear your wizard hat to bed.
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17116 Posts ![]() |
Your pants have 12 pockets...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts ![]() |
... and with a loaded T.T in each pocket.
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17116 Posts ![]() |
You browse online magic shops 4 hours per day...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts ![]() |
... and wrote down a very long wish list.
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17116 Posts ![]() |
..just in case you win the lottery...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts ![]() |
... you dream of having a magic home museum.
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Bob Sanders![]() Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20514 Posts ![]() |
... there are no straight spoons left in the house.
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts ![]() |
... or forks.
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17116 Posts ![]() |
You wreck 3 jackets practicing knife thru coat...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders![]() Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20514 Posts ![]() |
You make sure none of your coat buttons are drawn to a magnet.
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tabman![]() Inner circle USA 5946 Posts ![]() |
... you have refrigerator magnets made with your magic picture on them.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Bob Sanders![]() Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20514 Posts ![]() |
... you wear tee-shirts with your friends ads on them.
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts ![]() |
... you collect magicians' business cards.
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Bob Sanders![]() Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20514 Posts ![]() |
... you even collect your own business cards.
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tabman![]() Inner circle USA 5946 Posts ![]() |
... you have the world's largest collection of your own magician business cards.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17116 Posts ![]() |
You have Blackstone colorforms...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts ![]() |
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On 2009-12-22 23:39, tabman wrote: ... and you wonder when you had them printed. |
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Bob Sanders![]() Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20514 Posts ![]() |
... you can't remember when you had any particular business card except by the address or phone number.
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9495 Posts ![]() |
They find you in the corner of the woman's lingerie department playing with panty hose.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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