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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts 
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... you walk into the hardware store and the first thing they say to you is "We are out of spray flat black paint".
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts
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On 2009-12-23 21:06, Bob Sanders wrote: ... and scotch tapes. |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17070 Posts
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You wax your tip box every week...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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... dove harnesses are always in the laundry.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts
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... you have little blankets made for your doves and rabbits.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17070 Posts
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You try to predict everything that is going to happen...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts
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On 2009-12-24 14:28, joseph wrote: ... but could never predict the lottery. |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17070 Posts
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You walk into the bank and they have your crisp dollars all ready for you...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts
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All of your Christmas presents are magic tricks
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts
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... you wrap the new tricks you just bought as Christmas presents to yourself.
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts
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When you dress your son in a top hat and vest to go to school everyday.
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Douglas Lippert Inner circle E Pluribus Unum 2339 Posts
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When you're up at 6:53 a.m. reading this thread.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts
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... you login to the Café 5 times a day.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17070 Posts
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You restore all the torn xmas wrappers, so you can use them next xmas...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts
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... you cut all the torn xmas wrapper into confetti so you can use them for your show.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... you keep pork chops in an extra chop cup in your fridge.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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... you save medical forceps for tabman to use in prop building.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... you sleep in black pajamas.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Douglas Lippert Inner circle E Pluribus Unum 2339 Posts
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You look forward to the Order of Merlin luncheons.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17070 Posts
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You are in 25 magic rings...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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