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Your windows are shaped like the 4 suits...
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... your pillow is shaped like the Spades with an Ace embroidered on it.
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Your front door is cut into 3 parts...
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... you make a fake trap door in your living room.
Bob Sanders
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... there is not a Sharpie pen in the house that still works.
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joseph
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You have a cigar box full of bic pens...
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On 2009-12-31 07:11, joseph wrote:
You have a cigar box full of bic pens...


... that are all gaffed.
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You have a hologram business card...
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Bob Sanders
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... you think the audience cares whether you call it a handkerchief or a silk.
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... you have more than one pair of rabbit in a hat pajamas.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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You have Thurston shower gel, and Blackstone shampoo...
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On 2009-12-31 23:56, tabman wrote:
... you have more than one pair of rabbit in a hat pajamas.


... and also "I'm a magician" printed on your underwear.
Bob Sanders
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... you have both Bunny slippers and Dove slippers.
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joseph
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You name your first born Glorpy...
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tabman
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... and it was a girl.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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You go to India to learn how to really float...
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Bob Sanders
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... when you pick up a trashed gem clip and say, "Oh boy! This one is bent just right."
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tabman
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... when you cant sit still for a minute without picking up a magic book or other magic related literature to read.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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You practice t&r toilet paper while in the library...
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You read about a bank robbery and imagine them using Ultimate Holdout.

Posted: Jan 2, 2010 8:20pm
There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom due to long practice sessions doing T&R.

Posted: Jan 2, 2010 8:21pm
The last novel you read was during your first year in college.

Posted: Jan 2, 2010 8:33pm
You give your wife a set of color changing knives for her anniversary present.
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