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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts 
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On 2010-01-16 18:24, Bob Sanders wrote: ... and you laugh more than you eat. |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17382 Posts
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You eat at the Magic Castle just so you can watch the pre dinner magic at your table...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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On 2010-01-17 07:32, joseph wrote: ... and at the same time posting on the Magic Café. |
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... you give Magic Castle gift cards to all your friends.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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... you complain about food on the dinner table taking up magic space.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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You request a performance of dollar in a kiwi and orange so you can have fruit salad.
Northern California
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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Add a second floor to your home to hold your soon to be employed magic tricks.
Northern California
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17382 Posts
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You have more rubber bands in your fridge than food...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... you have more magic items than real things in your house.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... you travel to Detroit to try to find out what happened to Dynamike.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... you contact all your buddies at the Café to find out what happened to Dynamike.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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You already know that DM retired, sold all his stuff and got a real job greeting people as they walk into Walmart.
Jay Leslie
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Your magic wand wears out in the middle.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... and on both ends!!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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You drill small holes that are incrementally larger and time how long it takes water to pass through each?
You practice unshuffling a deck. The only watches you buy have to withstand 3o feet of water. You never allow a valet to park your car. You have to explain to the doctor that the bruises around you neck were from an escape and you have no intention of hanging yourself. You have to explain to the insurance company that the bruises around you neck were from an escape and you have no intention of hanging yourself. You never go on a date unless you think she can fit in the illusions. You have to bite your tongue when someone tells you about the wonderful psychic reading they just received. The only time you are ever seen in a large crowd is if you're on stage. You have knowledge of how a minimum 20 different magic wands work You still go to the men's department hoping they sell mens handkerchie
Jay Leslie
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2869 Posts
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That you drive 13.5 hours to get a picture taken of yourself, Harry the Hat and Kozmo.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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... you have one thumb much more tanned than the other.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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On 2010-01-20 18:57, Bob Sanders wrote: Bob, you have taken the "farmer tan" to a new level; to the "magician tan." I'm still in shock.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17382 Posts
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Your swimming pool is shaped like the ace of spades...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... and works like a giant magic milk pitcher.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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