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JamesTong
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On 2010-01-16 18:24, Bob Sanders wrote:
... your meals at The Magic Café are normal.


... and you laugh more than you eat.
joseph
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You eat at the Magic Castle just so you can watch the pre dinner magic at your table...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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On 2010-01-17 07:32, joseph wrote:
You eat at the Magic Castle just so you can watch the pre dinner magic at your table...


... and at the same time posting on the Magic Café.
tabman
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... you give Magic Castle gift cards to all your friends.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Bob Sanders
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... you complain about food on the dinner table taking up magic space.
Bob Sanders

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hbwolkov
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You request a performance of dollar in a kiwi and orange so you can have fruit salad.
Northern California
hbwolkov
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Add a second floor to your home to hold your soon to be employed magic tricks.
Northern California
joseph
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You have more rubber bands in your fridge than food...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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... you have more magic items than real things in your house.
tabman
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... you travel to Detroit to try to find out what happened to Dynamike.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
JamesTong
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... you contact all your buddies at the Café to find out what happened to Dynamike.
jay leslie
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You already know that DM retired, sold all his stuff and got a real job greeting people as they walk into Walmart.
Bob Sanders
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Your magic wand wears out in the middle.
Bob Sanders

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tabman
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... and on both ends!!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
jay leslie
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You drill small holes that are incrementally larger and time how long it takes water to pass through each?

You practice unshuffling a deck.

The only watches you buy have to withstand 3o feet of water.

You never allow a valet to park your car.

You have to explain to the doctor that the bruises around you neck were from an escape and you have no intention of hanging yourself.

You have to explain to the insurance company that the bruises around you neck were from an escape and you have no intention of hanging yourself.

You never go on a date unless you think she can fit in the illusions.

You have to bite your tongue when someone tells you about the wonderful psychic reading they just received.

The only time you are ever seen in a large crowd is if you're on stage.

You have knowledge of how a minimum 20 different magic wands work

You still go to the men's department hoping they sell mens handkerchie
MagicBus
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That you drive 13.5 hours to get a picture taken of yourself, Harry the Hat and Kozmo.
Bob Sanders
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... you have one thumb much more tanned than the other.
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tabman
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On 2010-01-20 18:57, Bob Sanders wrote:
... you have one thumb much more tanned than the other.


Bob, you have taken the "farmer tan" to a new level; to the "magician tan." I'm still in shock.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
joseph
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Your swimming pool is shaped like the ace of spades...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
tabman
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... and works like a giant magic milk pitcher.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
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