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joseph
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You float your cigar before you smoke it...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
MagicBus
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When you know the stage/author's name used by Barrows Mussey.
Bill Ligon
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Hay, I know!
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MagicBus
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I love Oh Henry candy bars. Hay, why can't I find a Sterling egg bag at the jewelry store?
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... when you learn to deal the game of Faro and make your own dealing box, casekeeper and layout after traveling to California to learn the subtleties of the game just because Harry Anderson said he wanted to play a game of Faro sometime.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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Bob Sanders
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... you save broken guitar strings and use them in prop building. (Card rise chest!)
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MagicBus
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When you have at least four egg bags (Malini/Welch, Mardo/Lewis, an old Tarbell?, and one you got from Denny), four or five books and pamplets on the egg bag (Biro, Brooke, Lewis, Tarbell), an egg bag video/DVD or two (Stevens, Denny and Lee), attended Denny's lecture on the egg bag, and have a box of wooden, plastic, blown, and even sponge eggs... AND, most importantly, you don't even do/have never done the egg bag in your show!
Bob Sanders
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... when you get ready to put out the trash and other magicians want to know if they can have it next.
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tabman
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... you keep eggs in your refrigerator in an original Charlie Miller egg bag.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
joseph
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At breakfast, you break open an egg, and a silk comes out...
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Bill Ligon
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At breakfast you drop an egg and it goes "thunk" and doesn't break.
(Unabashedly derived from Joseph's silk in the egg)
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<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE
joseph
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And you fry it anyway...
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tabman
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...you only date girls who fit into your homemade Zig Zag.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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Bill Ligon
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You walk instead of taking the bus because all your coins and bills are gaffed.
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE
joseph
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You retire thinking you can supplement your pension by doing magic shows...
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Bob Sanders
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LOL ... you do look a women with an eye for what props you could use with them.
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Bill Ligon
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Quote:
On 2010-02-13 06:14, joseph wrote:
You retire thinking you can supplement your pension by doing magic shows...


Ha! Yeah!
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE
joseph
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Smile .. You join the monestary just to show the monks some new gospel magic...
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tabman
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... and because you like the sack cloth robes, especially the hood.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Bob Sanders
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... sleeves are the important part of your coats.
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