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joseph
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All your appliances are magic chef...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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On 2010-02-24 12:38, Spyder wrote:
Ok ha ha everybody now STOP NAMING WHAT I DO!!!!!


Wow! You mean you really did all the things posted in all the 99 pages here? Smile
joseph
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Your car air freshener is shaped like a rabbit in hat...
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Bill Ligon
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...you have contributed more than 10,000 posts to the Magic Café and find yourself a member of the Eternal Order! <trumpet salute for Joseph>
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Bob Sanders
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You can't decide which black shirt to wear.
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tabman
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... you raise rabbits and doves in your backyard.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
joseph
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..and in your basement...
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JamesTong
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... you start having conversations with Rocky the Raccoon.
tabman
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... and he starts talking back to you and YOU start taking his advice.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
joseph
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You have withdrawal pains when you can't visit your magic shop...
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JamesTong
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You behave strangely whenever you cannot login to the Magic Café.
joseph
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You wheel a shopping cart into the magic shop...
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JamesTong
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... you always accompany a magician to visit any magic shop.
tabman
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... you camp out on the sidewalk waiting for the magic shop to open on Monday so you can be the first in the door.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
joseph
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..and then remember it's a holiday...
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Doruk Ülgen
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...your friends say you havent called them for a week..
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On 2010-03-01 09:24, JamesTong wrote:
You behave strangely whenever you cannot login to the Magic Café.


And you behave strangely when you do.
MagicBus
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That you think Criss Angel's new motorcycle is cool... (made out of human skeleton parts... Ah, come on!)... Maybe this should be under the my magician is "so dumb" heading... If he crashes it, will human body parts be all over the road? What's the kick stand made up of, a human leg bone? Looks like the gas tank is a made out of a rib cage- what's the exhaust pipe made out of?- the deceased guy's wind pipe? Why not just collect a Ripley's shrunken head and call it a day? Where will he take his cycle for repairs- the chiropractor?

Posted: Mar 3, 2010 8:45am
When you still can't pass up going into a trashy Spencer's "gift" store in the mall looking for a magical idea or useable gag...
Bob Sanders
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... You think of routines to use with the elevator music.
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JamesTong
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... you have much more junks in your workshop than you have magic props in your house.
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