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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17381 Posts 
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All your appliances are magic chef...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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On 2010-02-24 12:38, Spyder wrote: Wow! You mean you really did all the things posted in all the 99 pages here? 
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17381 Posts
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Your car air freshener is shaped like a rabbit in hat...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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...you have contributed more than 10,000 posts to the Magic Café and find yourself a member of the Eternal Order! <trumpet salute for Joseph>
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You can't decide which black shirt to wear.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... you raise rabbits and doves in your backyard.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17381 Posts
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..and in your basement...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... you start having conversations with Rocky the Raccoon.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... and he starts talking back to you and YOU start taking his advice.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17381 Posts
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You have withdrawal pains when you can't visit your magic shop...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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You behave strangely whenever you cannot login to the Magic Café.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17381 Posts
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You wheel a shopping cart into the magic shop...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... you always accompany a magician to visit any magic shop.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... you camp out on the sidewalk waiting for the magic shop to open on Monday so you can be the first in the door.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17381 Posts
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..and then remember it's a holiday...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Doruk Ãœlgen Elite user 466 Posts
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...your friends say you havent called them for a week..
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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On 2010-03-01 09:24, JamesTong wrote: And you behave strangely when you do.
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2869 Posts
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That you think Criss Angel's new motorcycle is cool... (made out of human skeleton parts... Ah, come on!)... Maybe this should be under the my magician is "so dumb" heading... If he crashes it, will human body parts be all over the road? What's the kick stand made up of, a human leg bone? Looks like the gas tank is a made out of a rib cage- what's the exhaust pipe made out of?- the deceased guy's wind pipe? Why not just collect a Ripley's shrunken head and call it a day? Where will he take his cycle for repairs- the chiropractor?
Posted: Mar 3, 2010 8:45am When you still can't pass up going into a trashy Spencer's "gift" store in the mall looking for a magical idea or useable gag... |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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... You think of routines to use with the elevator music.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... you have much more junks in your workshop than you have magic props in your house.
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