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Bill Ligon
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A sure sign of a misspent youth:
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...you're concerned about how many times you have posted to the Magic Café.
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JamesTong
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... you're concerned some buddies are not posting here with you and wondered why.
MagicBus
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You go straight to the velco section in any dollar store...

Posted: Mar 19, 2010 5:22pm
You keep wishing at least one of the Easter eggs you can buy at the store right now would be made of wood or a heavier substance other than hollow seamed plastic so it could be used in your egg bag routine...
jay leslie
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You whittle your own eggs.
MagicBus
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When you remember Jay's double eye balls...
daffydoug
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Look mom! I've got
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You notice that your hands are actually beginning to take on the shape of a deck of cards from palming so much...
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
tabman
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On 2010-03-19 19:20, MagicBus wrote:
When you remember Jay's double eye balls...


You saw em too???
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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You think it is normal to read things like "Cards as Weapons".
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daffydoug
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Look mom! I've got
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Your wife says "not tonight, I have a headache", but you don't even hear it because your preoccupied practicing your classic pass.
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
joseph
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Please ignore my
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You beat everyone to the mailbox every day...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
tabman
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On 2010-03-20 01:27, daffydoug wrote:..Your wife says "not tonight, I have a headache", but you don't even hear it because your preoccupied practicing your classic pass...


....and then you don't notice when she leaves or that she is even gone.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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daffydoug
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The shed dove feathers under your bed outnumber the dust bunnies.
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
joseph
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Your white hanky has 10 burn marks on it...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
daffydoug
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You have to clear the practice props off your bed in order for your wife to have sleeping room...
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
joseph
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Your dog won't watch any more of your card tricks...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
daffydoug
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You can think of a dozen ways to pay for your purchase at the store using "magic"
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
JamesTong
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On 2010-03-21 07:05, joseph wrote:
Your dog won't watch any more of your card tricks...


So you trained your cats to take over watching your card tricks.
joseph
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You take up the piano so you can compose your own magic music...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
daffydoug
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You have no spare bedrooms in your house, because they have been converted into your "magic rooms"
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
JamesTong
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... your house became a magic warehouse and museum.
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