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Your ipod phone bill lists 250 tricks and 3 actual calls...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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... you silks are better kept than your dress clothes.
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You forget to file your tax return because you are on the Café every night...
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... you practice your patter in your dreams.
jay leslie
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You make you wife answer the home phone with your stage name.
tabman
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... you have your wife give you a big introduction every time you walk into a room at home.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
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You sign your tax return with your stage name and get audited...
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On 2010-04-14 16:18, tabman wrote:
... you have your wife give you a big introduction every time you walk into a room at home.


... which also include the fanfare music turned on simultaneously.
tabman
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... you call yourself Magic Ian and your name isn't even Ian.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
jay leslie
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You get this post up to 103, I could have had a V8. pages.
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...you rather perform in a clown costume instead.
JamesTong
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... you try to develop a routine where you take off the clown costume to reveal another clown costume and then take it off again to reveal yet another clown costume and then take it off again to reveal another clown costume, etc., etc.,
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On 2010-04-22 14:38, JamesTong wrote:
you take off the clown costume to reveal another clown costume and then take it off again to reveal yet another clown costum ,


Then you completely disappear, which the audience seems to enjoy the best of all.
JamesTong
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... you try to learn a one-person disappearing act that is fool-proof.
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When, before leaving home, you nervously examine every pen, pencil, and coin on you with a magnet to limit the number of special items that vanish and then must be replaced even though you haven't shown it to anyone in over a year.
"Oh look, we have created enchantment." Blanche DuBois
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Your hood ornament is a cherub...
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JamesTong
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... you convert a real walking stick into a dancing cane so you can readily use it whenever you are in the right environment.
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You can do 20 tricks with a plastic water bottle...
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On 2010-04-24 10:13, joseph wrote:
You can do 20 tricks with a plastic water bottle...


... and try to find out the different variations to all the 20 tricks.
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You keep reading your posts in the hopes someone else will comment on them.
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