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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17488 Posts 
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Your ipod phone bill lists 250 tricks and 3 actual calls...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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... you silks are better kept than your dress clothes.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17488 Posts
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You forget to file your tax return because you are on the Café every night...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... you practice your patter in your dreams.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9502 Posts
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You make you wife answer the home phone with your stage name.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... you have your wife give you a big introduction every time you walk into a room at home.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17488 Posts
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You sign your tax return with your stage name and get audited...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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On 2010-04-14 16:18, tabman wrote: ... which also include the fanfare music turned on simultaneously. |
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... you call yourself Magic Ian and your name isn't even Ian.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9502 Posts
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You get this post up to 103, I could have had a V8. pages.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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...you rather perform in a clown costume instead.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... you try to develop a routine where you take off the clown costume to reveal another clown costume and then take it off again to reveal yet another clown costume and then take it off again to reveal another clown costume, etc., etc.,
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9502 Posts
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On 2010-04-22 14:38, JamesTong wrote: Then you completely disappear, which the audience seems to enjoy the best of all.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... you try to learn a one-person disappearing act that is fool-proof.
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ehands Special user Mississippi 524 Posts
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When, before leaving home, you nervously examine every pen, pencil, and coin on you with a magnet to limit the number of special items that vanish and then must be replaced even though you haven't shown it to anyone in over a year.
"Oh look, we have created enchantment." Blanche DuBois
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17488 Posts
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Your hood ornament is a cherub...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... you convert a real walking stick into a dancing cane so you can readily use it whenever you are in the right environment.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17488 Posts
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You can do 20 tricks with a plastic water bottle...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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On 2010-04-24 10:13, joseph wrote: ... and try to find out the different variations to all the 20 tricks. |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9502 Posts
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You keep reading your posts in the hopes someone else will comment on them.
Jay Leslie
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