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JamesTong
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On 2010-05-03 18:24, jay leslie wrote:
You have calluses from rolling coins - shredded palms from metal Vanishing Canes and need to clean droppings from the inside of every prop, you own... not to mention ruined knees from all the times you did the Metamorphosis. You spend hours at the coin shop matching regular coins to yours - can spin a wand around every finger and need to go through all your drawers at least once a year or you'll forget all the stuff you have. You can't go anywhere without someone asking for a free show and most importantly, you keep typing all this stuff even though none of it is original and you know that you're just preaching to the choir which Photius does, as long as they stay on key.


That's a good one, Jay Smile
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You know the names of all the music used in every Vegas show but can't remember what your door bell sounds like.
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You won't spend the only dollars in your wallet, because they are crisp...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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... you accidentally used your crisp gaffed bills to pay for a drink.
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You always carry 4 different color magic markers with you...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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On 2010-05-09 08:23, joseph wrote:
You always carry 4 different color magic markers with you...


... with duplicates in a different pocket.
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... your choices are red or black.
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JamesTong
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... you try starting a green color back bicycle cards trend for the cardicians all round the world.
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You buy an iPhone just for the magic apps
Bob Sanders
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You start a phone conversation with, "Was the number you dialed odd or even?"
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JamesTong
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... you have a list of forks and spoon brands that cannot be used for bending.
tabman
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... you've memorized all of Joe Dunninger's old radio shows.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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You show home movies of you performing magic tricks in your den...
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When your wife almost gets strangled by wlaking in front of the strand of invisible thread you were stripping in your 'den'! (it happened to me!)
We are inclined to believe those whom we do not know because they have not yet deceived us...
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On 2010-05-09 12:18, JamesTong wrote:
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On 2010-05-09 08:23, joseph wrote:
You always carry 4 different color magic markers with you...


... with duplicates in a different pocket.


You still refer to them as "Magic Markers" even though that brand hasn't been in existance for years!
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I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

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JamesTong
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... you try to have a complete collection of all the old magic magazines and catalogs.
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You already have three sets and wish someone would come over with a truck and box them-up and send them to James who doesn't have enough junk around his place.

Note: Get the floor reinforced, it all weighs about 200-kg (if I did the conversion correctly)
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On 2010-05-16 07:57, TheGreatRaymondo wrote:
When your wife almost gets strangled by wlaking in front of the strand of invisible thread you were stripping in your 'den'! (it happened to me!)

Is "wlaking" the sound your wife made when she walked into the thread?
Tim Silver - http://www.facebook.com/pages/Magic-Woodshop/122578214436546

I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

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... you sit on the curb waiting for the mailman on GENII Magazine delivery day.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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...You know which day "Genii Magazine delivery day" is.
Tim Silver - http://www.facebook.com/pages/Magic-Woodshop/122578214436546

I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

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