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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17478 Posts ![]() |
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On 2010-05-25 14:51, JamesTong wrote: or James' shirt..or Jay's cube...or Bob's egg...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders![]() 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts ![]() |
... to sew, your wife has to borrow thread from you.
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17478 Posts ![]() |
You can fix your car with mirrors and double sided tape...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders![]() 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts ![]() |
... you are afraid to list your street address.
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9502 Posts ![]() |
The cruise ship sinks and you're assistant wonders how you did it.
Jay Leslie
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Bob Sanders![]() 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts ![]() |
You spend hours sharpening flower darts.
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17478 Posts ![]() |
Every day someone asks you to make their wife disappear...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders![]() 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts ![]() |
... you think that bloodsucking government can also suck up oil spills.
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
... after every show the place gets burned down (true story about my friend ... a real jinx)
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9502 Posts ![]() |
Was that Loren?
You're sitting here at 6:30 on a Saturday night thinking... Why am I sitting here posting on a Saturday night, then it hits you that James is posting at the same time but his time is 4:00 am... so now you don't feel so bad.
Jay Leslie
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Bob Sanders![]() 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts ![]() |
... Other magicians assume that you have extra doves available for them.
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17478 Posts ![]() |
You are the most popular magician in town, since you do free shows every night...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9502 Posts ![]() |
Everyone copies your moves so you do them incorrectly around other magicians and perfectly at your shows.
Jay Leslie
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
Everyone copies your acts so you do the worst routine ever whenever magicians ask to see your routine but you perform a killer act for your clients.
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Bob Sanders![]() 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts ![]() |
... there are more Q-tips in your prop bag than in the bathroom.
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9502 Posts ![]() |
You have an extra CD of your music and even an old cassette tape, in case you get a gig at a retirement center.
Jay Leslie
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tabman![]() Inner circle USA 5946 Posts ![]() |
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On 2010-06-07 12:33, jay leslie wrote: ...and what about that 8 track tape in your glove compartment?
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9502 Posts ![]() |
Don't you mean the Suround Sound "Quadriphonic" 8 Track, by Hammond Organ that only played a dozen tapes because it never caught on?, like the Moody Blues and Santana?
- - - You take live band, for back-up, which you get locally, but need to audition the afternoon of the show.
Jay Leslie
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17478 Posts ![]() |
Your family thinks you are listening to your ipod, but you are actually rehearsing and timing your silent act...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9502 Posts ![]() |
You memorize music so you know how long you can hold your breath.
Jay Leslie
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