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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17126 Posts ![]() |
You need at least 5 magic props to play with in your bubble bath...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9495 Posts ![]() |
You can make a magic set out of various soaps
Jay Leslie
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Riku_Pajari![]() New user Mikkeli, Finland 99 Posts ![]() |
...You are dreaming about getting private lecture with Harry Lorayne and then wake up with "Close-up Card Magic" book next to you.
...And yes, this happened to me. |
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17126 Posts ![]() |
You save cereal boxes for soft soap routines...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Doruk Ülgen![]() Elite user 466 Posts ![]() |
Your girlfriend feels like she is your personal assistant.
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9495 Posts ![]() |
You're supposed to be getting ready for a convention and you're on here instead
Jay Leslie
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17126 Posts ![]() |
You perform outside in 100 degree weather...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts ![]() |
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On 2010-06-13 13:28, Doruk Ülgen wrote: ... and then she get herself promoted to be your manager and most importantly your financial controller .... she handles all the money. |
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9495 Posts ![]() |
Then she makes it all disappear and you're forced to perform shows until you're 90 - but you tell everyone you do it because you want to.
That's when you really doing too much magic.
Jay Leslie
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17126 Posts ![]() |
When your wife makes you a millionaire, but you were a multi-millionare when she married you...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders![]() Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20515 Posts ![]() |
When you buy clothes, the first consideration is "How can this help my magic?"
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9495 Posts ![]() |
You keep waiting for Father Photius to return but getting ready for the Greek Festival must have worn him out.
Jay Leslie
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17126 Posts ![]() |
You think the prices in your 1970 Tannens catalog are still current...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders![]() Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20515 Posts ![]() |
You saved your 1970 Tannen's catalog.
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17126 Posts ![]() |
You know what page each trick is in your 1970 Tannen catalog..but you still can't memorize a deck...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts ![]() |
... you try to remember all the routines you have learnt since your first day in magic.
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Bob Sanders![]() Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20515 Posts ![]() |
... you are looking for ways to keep your color-changing 45RPM records in your act.
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts ![]() |
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On 2010-06-20 22:36, Bob Sanders wrote: ... but decided to perform the color-changing ipod instead. |
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MagicBus![]() Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2876 Posts ![]() |
Mine were 78s! (Color changing ALBUMS)... Drat I'm old... That you never throw away a toilet paper tube as it could always be used for something magical: a prop holder, something to wrap silks around or in, a storage device for invisible thread, padding, to make a massal tube, on and on it goes...
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Bob Sanders![]() Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20515 Posts ![]() |
... you have made silk fountains using a toilet paper tube. (Thank you Tony Slydini.)
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