You need at least 5 magic props to play with in your bubble bath...

You can make a magic set out of various soaps

...You are dreaming about getting private lecture with Harry Lorayne and then wake up with "Close-up Card Magic" book next to you.

...And yes, this happened to me.

You save cereal boxes for soft soap routines...

Your girlfriend feels like she is your personal assistant.

You're supposed to be getting ready for a convention and you're on here instead

You perform outside in 100 degree weather...

... and then she get herself promoted to be your manager and most importantly your financial controller .... she handles all the money.

Then she makes it all disappear and you're forced to perform shows until you're 90 - but you tell everyone you do it because you want to.

That's when you really doing too much magic.

When your wife makes you a millionaire, but you were a multi-millionare when she married you...

When you buy clothes, the first consideration is "How can this help my magic?"

You keep waiting for Father Photius to return but getting ready for the Greek Festival must have worn him out.

You think the prices in your 1970 Tannens catalog are still current...

You saved your 1970 Tannen's catalog.

You know what page each trick is in your 1970 Tannen catalog..but you still can't memorize a deck...

... you try to remember all the routines you have learnt since your first day in magic.

... you are looking for ways to keep your color-changing 45RPM records in your act.

... but decided to perform the color-changing ipod instead.

Mine were 78s! (Color changing ALBUMS)... Drat I'm old... That you never throw away a toilet paper tube as it could always be used for something magical: a prop holder, something to wrap silks around or in, a storage device for invisible thread, padding, to make a massal tube, on and on it goes...

... you have made silk fountains using a toilet paper tube. (Thank you Tony Slydini.)