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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
When you forget to take your regular show and entertain anyway, using houseold items.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You open the fridge for a hunk of cheese, and 5 decks of cards, and 3 bags of rubber bands fall out...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
... you decide to buy another fridge after reading the above post.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
... you have hope that America is on the road to economic recovery.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
Quote:
On 2010-06-30 08:50, Bob Sanders wrote: ... and the rest of the world too. |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You're spending way too much time with magic when you've tried to explain for the 5th time that - it doesn't matter what color TTips are - and you know your student does not get the concept.
And your really spending too much time when you take time to write this, knowing that no one else cares. And you're really, really, really spending too much time when you're writing but should be packing for the annual convention.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
... you try to convince Jay that the red color TT is the better choice.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Everyone else (except James) is watching fireworks and you're packing for a convention.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You use fireworks as misdirection when you do a pass...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
When you come in monday and look at the Funny section only to see that someone posted in 16 topics.... in a row. No names will be mentioned but their initials are, J.o.s.e.p.h.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Capital "J"?..Whew...scared me for a moment...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You can't recall the last time you saw your real thumb.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
... you cannot differentiate a real thumb from a fake one.
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2869 Posts |
That you know what town illusionist/magician Harry Kellar was married in... Kellar married Eva Lydia Medley- an Australian cornet player who came backstage in 1882(when she was 19) for an autograph from Kellar after his show in Melbourne... Hint: it is the same city that I live in (see to your left)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You also know that Gibson Guitar used to be in Kalamazoo too.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
If there was also a zoo in Kalamazoo, would it be called the Kalama-zoo?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2869 Posts |
Or that Dennis Loomis used to live here too...
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2869 Posts |
Are kazoos too from Kalamazoo? The zoo in Kazoo at Milham Park was closed down literally in part when someone came in the middle of the night and shot some of the animals... Literally they were dead ducks...
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Dennis Loomis 1943 - 2013 2113 Posts |
To MagicBus,
Sorry... wrong. I never lived in Kalamazoo. My home town in upstate Michigan was Manistee. I also lived in Ann Arbor for many years. Dennis Loomis
Itinerant Montebank
<BR>http://www.loomismagic.com |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
.... your data on everything magic related fill up 10 external hard drives.
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