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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17499 Posts 
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You have rubber bands around both wrists, and both ankles...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts
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Your dentist hides all the rubber bands, when you visit.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts
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You leave the table saw running while you type another long-winded post.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts
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It's still running but you had to check the last post to make sure it loaded.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts
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That one too.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17499 Posts
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You are paranoid about posting here...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... you do not know whether you want to saw some lumber or to spend time posting here or to do both at the same time.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17499 Posts
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The barber carves out the 4 suits in your hair...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... you enjoy polishing your metal props with Brasso.
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On 2010-07-24 15:31, JamesTong wrote: ... so much so that your friends call you Brasso the Great!!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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When you can shower without removing your loops
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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When lay people mention spring flowers, you start thinking about stage productions.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17499 Posts
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You only do tricks with sand, and are known as the Great Gobi...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts
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You get a glass eye so you can see you're own fortune.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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When you feel like you could use a little lift and go get on your Super X board.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17499 Posts
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You hand out fortune cookies all containing your business info...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... you really enjoy waxing those wooden props and dusting out the props boxes.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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When you think there is nothing unusual about having 500lbs of dove poo around your house.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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Kudda Bux means much more than money.
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On 2010-07-25 17:29, Father Photius wrote: WoW! How many doves can create that amount of poo? 
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