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Father Photius
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On 2010-07-26 14:32, JamesTong wrote:
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On 2010-07-25 17:29, Father Photius wrote:
When you think there is nothing unusual about having 500lbs of dove poo around your house.


WoW! How many doves can create that amount of poo? Smile

Only takes about 4
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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On 2010-07-26 22:27, Father Photius wrote:
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On 2010-07-26 14:32, JamesTong wrote:
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On 2010-07-25 17:29, Father Photius wrote:
When you think there is nothing unusual about having 500lbs of dove poo around your house.


WoW! How many doves can create that amount of poo? Smile

Only takes about 4


What are they fed with? that created the daily, weekly, monthly and yearly diarrhea?
Father Photius
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That you have your theme music play and an announcer say "Now here's the man with the $50,000 hands" everytime you answer your front door.
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JamesTong
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... you are wondering what is being sold by dealers in every magic convention.
Father Photius
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You say "Nani Darnell" immediately after you hear anyone say "Lovely"
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JamesTong
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... you are wondering whether Nani Darnell would show you her chop cup routine.
Father Photius
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(Didn't know Nani had one of those. LOL)

You hear a literature professor say "Dante" and you don't think of the author of "The Inferno."
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JamesTong
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... you start to have a deep interest in magic history.
joseph
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There is a bunny on the face of your wristwatch...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
jay leslie
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You sit here waiting for the answer to you're question.
joseph
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You love sunday school, because you get to perform gospel magic...
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jay leslie
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You hang outside my loading dock to see what I'm throwing away.
Bob Sanders
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You have to buy Sharpie pens by the dozens.
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KyleMacNeill
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You do a twirl change to change your credit card into your library card.
Bob Sanders
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Your fire extinguishers are emptied to make fog.
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jay leslie
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Employees at home depot ask your advice on applying hinges.
MagicBus
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You feel uncomfortable if you do not have at least three or four posts daily on The Magic Café'.
MagicBus
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You cannot hold a credit card without doing the front and back palm/teeter totter move.
MagicBus
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That you actually know what I was trying to describe when I posted above the front and back palm/teeter totter move.
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That you wish you were as intense about magic as Tom Stone is (see the opening remarks in his latest "Vortex" book)
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