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MagicBus
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That you are carrying Marshall Brodien's autobiography around with you this week at Abbott's as you figure Mr. Whizzo may show up in Colon and you want to snag his autograph...
joseph
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You watch all the episodes of Knight Rider till the one with Lance Burton comes on...
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MagicBus
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He knows the names of all the movies and tv shows there has been a reference made to David Copperfield...
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You link your glazed donuts before you eat them...
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jay leslie
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You think that sending tons more postcards will bring your total up to three shows a month.
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You produce umbrellas for everyone when it rains...
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Bob Sanders
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None of your umbrellas will stay closed once produced.
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When it rains, you quick change into your raincoat...
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When you are covered with bunny poop.
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First thing in the morning, you do a cup and ball routine with your coffee and cookies...
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Bob Sanders
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You know everyone's usual force card.
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jay leslie
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Your only pick up line has something to do with hiding a magic wand.
Bob Sanders
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You know that Gladys Knight didn't have real Pips.
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jay leslie
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A trash truck pulls up to your front door - - - without you asking for it,
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Your garage sale consists of a broken lawn mower and 100 old magic tricks...
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jay leslie
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You fly your "I ♥ Magic" T shirt on hollidays - instead of a flag
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You show the customs guy card warp with your passports...
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Bob Sanders
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You have to check the contents of all containers to really know what is in them.
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jay leslie
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You're sitting here in the warehouse on Sunday night at 12 PM, wondering if you're spending too much time with magic... then you decide to post your own answer in a few hours, but then you think "No. I'm obviously not spending as much time with magic as the guy who's reading this post at 1 AM".

So you go about your existence wondering weather Dynamike will be the first person to read this post at 2am (his time) or if it's going to be James who's just waking up now.

Oh how much fun this is going to be when I keep checking back every half hour to see who's spending more time then I am.... Oh I know that Photius will say that I'm back to sniffing the paint again but the truth is that it's really the dry-cleaning fluid that was used on a coat Joseph had cleaned last year but the last I heard he was still driving around the block looking for a parking place.

So who's it going to be? Who else is awake at midnight on a Sunday - working, cleaning and working on linking ring moves?
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Evidentally I am spending too much time with magic because.

I just made this my home page.
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