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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9495 Posts 
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OK. now this is getting ridicules. Is everyone out buying back to school supplies or something?
It's been 25 hours since two posts ago and NO ONE thinks they're spending too much time with magic, other than myself? What has the world come to? So it's 1:30 am. I'll just have to drag out some old catalogues and wait for someone else to come up with a snappy comment.
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14063 Posts
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You dream of your wife and you doing "things" in a magic shop setting...
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20498 Posts
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There is only one part of the book store you know.
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14063 Posts
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When you walk through the produce section of the Supermarket and when you look at lemons the only thing your head can visualize is how nicely a dollar bill would fit in one of them...
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17048 Posts
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Your laptop overheats from you staying on the Café too long...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14063 Posts
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Your wife beats the crap out of you for staying ion the Café too long!
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2875 Posts
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You know what college stadium (the biggest in the U.S.) Franz Hirary used to perform at during halftime... Go Blue!
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14063 Posts
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Your hands are beginning to take on a rectangular shape from palming cards...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20498 Posts
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You complain that the magazines in your doctors' offices never include Genii or Magic.
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14063 Posts
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You reach eternal order and you still can't stop posting...
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17048 Posts
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You perform the arm twisting illusion in the emergency room...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14063 Posts
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Strangers on the street avoid you because they think your that "Blainey guy..."
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9495 Posts
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It's yet another holiday weekend and what's you big plans... dancing with a cane?
Jay Leslie
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20498 Posts
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Your doves sleep through your act.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17048 Posts
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You stay up till 2am to see Penn & Teller, because you don't trust your tivo...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9495 Posts
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Reverse
You're doing so much magic you don't have time to post.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17048 Posts
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You talk to your doves and rabbits, and think they understand you...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9495 Posts
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They talk to you, and convince you to try their food, for a week.... so you know what how bad it is.
Jay Leslie
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2875 Posts
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All the bathroom tissue rolls in your bathroom were obtained from Tom Burgoon (and have faces on them)
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17048 Posts
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You do magic every day at work, and not just on Friday...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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