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Dynamike
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Your wife gets frustrated by you being around your assistants everyday practicing.



Dynamike
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joseph
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Please ignore my
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You love doing the same tricks 25 times a day...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
jay leslie
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You have more then one web site dedicated to any part of the biz.
Dynamike
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You receive divorce papers from your spouses' attorney reading:
"She wants a divorce because you are spending too much time with magic"



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jay leslie
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It takes half a day to figure out...

Why a dog can scratch behind it's ears, but a rabbit can't.
volto
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When your toddler:

- while holding a change bag as a volunteer for an unfortunate children's magician, works the change bag themselves and confuses the poor guy for 30 seconds

- if looking for coins, checks behind their ears first

- can already do a convincing cups and balls routine
tabman
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... you keep marrying your assistants!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
joseph
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You can tear & restore a card 101 different ways...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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The pockets of every pair of pants you have have a Bobbie Pin clipped on them.
Bob Sanders

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jay leslie
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You have a box full of several wireless microphones and receivers and none of the parts works.

Let me clarify, That would be at least 2,600 dollars in broken microphones. (Not including the Nady someone gave me that was worthless to begin with).
Bob Sanders
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You write personal checks using a Sharpie Pen.
Bob Sanders

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jay leslie
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You go to China to see where Doug walked through the wall.
joseph
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Daffydoug walked thru a wall?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
jay leslie
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No the other Doug, Doug Shloffenshimerbergenheimer III, Of the Omaha Shloffenshimerbergenheimers
MagicBus
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You spend $425 to make sure your rabbit is comfortable enough in it's new expensive large load production box...
Chris Henderson
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Indiana -- Anyone w/ no life would have
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When your media collection of magic not only includes more VHS than DVDs, but when you have one of these:

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"I would rather have a mind opened by wonder than one closed by belief"

--Gerry Spence
jay leslie
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When you wear a cape to the grocery store and buy two issues of the exact same newspaper.
Bob Sanders
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You save the zip tabs from metal cans.
Bob Sanders

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joseph
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You throw your beer bottle thru the tv screen whenever the Masked moron appears...
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jay leslie
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You try to figure out how much slush powder you need to spike your friends Jacuzzi.
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