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hbwolkov
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You own more chop cups than drinking glasses.
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jay leslie
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You manually search all the threads (but know in your heart, the search function is gone forever).
joseph
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You can do anything with a safety pin, except change a diaper...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
hbwolkov
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When you change the diapers you pocket the final load.
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jay leslie
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That's enough! I'm out o here.
Father Photius
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You cut a deck of cards and aren't surprised that you cut to an ace.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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You pick up stacks of matching tabloids for torn and restored newspapers.
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Father Photius
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When you have three years of magic magazines still in their plastic covers.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
hbwolkov
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The last time you picked up a best seller was 20 years ago.
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Father Photius
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When you don't own any pocket knives that can't be used for color changing knives.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
hbwolkov
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None of your scissors will cut a rope.
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joseph
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You practice the paddle move with your kayak oar...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
jay leslie
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You don't even know the meaning of the word kayak.
Father Photius
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When you spend hours on the internet trying to find a key to fit a sub trunk.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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Your lawn's flower garden is in the shape of a top hat...
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jay leslie
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It's your birthday and all you want is a magic trick.

It is and I do.
hbwolkov
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Its your birthday and you would like a magic trick but you already own every affordable good trick on the market.
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Father Photius
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You spend a 24 hour marathon watching your magic DVDs and haven't even gotten half way through the first shelf.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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You assume Lawrence Welk says "A wand and a two".
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Father Photius
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You have six props for the same trick and haven't taken any of them out of their original packaging.
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