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You thought the rifleman was an expert card dealer...
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You can't figure out which is more baffling your baffling bra or your wife's.
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16 months ago you write that all your time is taken-up with the Greek Festival... and no one hears a peep out of you.... only for you to remerge as a top joke producer.
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On 2010-11-15 14:28, jay leslie wrote:
16 months ago you write that all your time is taken-up with the Greek Festival... and no one hears a peep out of you.... only for you to remerge as a top joke producer.

(Oh how true)
When your grandchild's first word is "Allakazam"
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You have more trick decks in your home than ordinary decks
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When they no longer check your membership card when you go to the Magic Castle.
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On 2010-11-15 14:28, jay leslie wrote:
16 months ago you write that all your time is taken-up with the Greek Festival...


Last week I went to the Geek Festival...
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Was that the cruise in Mexico?
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You go to bed wearing your tt, holdout, toe switch and Chris Angel jammies...
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When you can perform all your routines in Greek, and you don't speak Greek.
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All your friends hold IBM and SAM membership cards.
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You hold an Emeritus status at IBM and SAM
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You even tie your shoes with a false knot.
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It's only an hour to show time and you're posting instead of hitting the road.
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When you tell everyone that Nani sent you a love note saying that she wants your body, but what she really sent was, "Looking forward to being at your funeral if you post one more crack about me not being in that sub trunk."
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You can perform every trick on the Ponta DVD...
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When all your tools are in drawers, on hooks, and laying on tables and all your magic is in tool boxes.
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You levitate your car so you can rotate the tires...
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All your pants have holes in the pockets so you can perform that certain shoe lace routine.
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You reach into your pocket to grab a load and shake hands with yourself.
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