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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17498 Posts 
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You thought the rifleman was an expert card dealer...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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You can't figure out which is more baffling your baffling bra or your wife's.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts
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16 months ago you write that all your time is taken-up with the Greek Festival... and no one hears a peep out of you.... only for you to remerge as a top joke producer.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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On 2010-11-15 14:28, jay leslie wrote: (Oh how true) When your grandchild's first word is "Allakazam"
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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You have more trick decks in your home than ordinary decks
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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When they no longer check your membership card when you go to the Magic Castle.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17498 Posts
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On 2010-11-15 14:28, jay leslie wrote: Last week I went to the Geek Festival...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts
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Was that the cruise in Mexico?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17498 Posts
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You go to bed wearing your tt, holdout, toe switch and Chris Angel jammies...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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When you can perform all your routines in Greek, and you don't speak Greek.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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All your friends hold IBM and SAM membership cards.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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You hold an Emeritus status at IBM and SAM
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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You even tie your shoes with a false knot.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts
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It's only an hour to show time and you're posting instead of hitting the road.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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When you tell everyone that Nani sent you a love note saying that she wants your body, but what she really sent was, "Looking forward to being at your funeral if you post one more crack about me not being in that sub trunk."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17498 Posts
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You can perform every trick on the Ponta DVD...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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When all your tools are in drawers, on hooks, and laying on tables and all your magic is in tool boxes.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17498 Posts
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You levitate your car so you can rotate the tires...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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All your pants have holes in the pockets so you can perform that certain shoe lace routine.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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You reach into your pocket to grab a load and shake hands with yourself.
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