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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
I can think of a joke right now but this is a family forum.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You can recite the first 6 pages of Vernon's biography from memory.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Magic Café is your only bookmarked site
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You actually start to think seriously about writing a book on the magical prowess and philosophy of Bullwinkle.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You can not leave home without being flanked by two provocatively dressed assistants.
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When anyone hands you something you say "thank you Nani Darnell"
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
People think that The Magic Café is your screen saver.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You daily send out to your friends the jokes you collect from the Magic Café.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You just left you new assistant hanging on the broom (I'm not kidding) and you're posting this message.
Jay Leslie
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Although all the white doves (dozens) look alike, you know each one individually by name.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
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On 2010-12-09 14:25, jay leslie wrote: It's been 7 hours... I think I'll let her down and if she comes back tomorrow, I have a Keeper.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When you play out your BDSM fantasies by keeping your assistant hanging on the broom for 7 hours.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Not really... I just want them to build-up calluses.
. . and besides... . . If they can't take a few hours on the broom, how are they going to sit in the Basket for half a day?
Jay Leslie
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You own more magic DVD's than the local magic store.
Northern California
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
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On 2010-12-10 16:44, hbwolkov wrote: You happen to be the local magic store and you own more DVDs then the distributor.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
There's no room in your pockets for your wallet because they are all full of woofle dust.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You have time to post every other message
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
(that's not enough time spent with magic, Jay)
When you can't reach into your sock drawer without grabbing hold of a magic prop.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
There is a box in the laundry room for props and gimmicks rescued from the washer.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your workshop, bed, magic and car are in the same room...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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