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jay leslie
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I can think of a joke right now but this is a family forum.
Father Photius
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You can recite the first 6 pages of Vernon's biography from memory.
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Magic Café is your only bookmarked site
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Father Photius
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You actually start to think seriously about writing a book on the magical prowess and philosophy of Bullwinkle.
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hbwolkov
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You can not leave home without being flanked by two provocatively dressed assistants.
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Father Photius
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When anyone hands you something you say "thank you Nani Darnell"
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Bob Sanders
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People think that The Magic Café is your screen saver.
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Father Photius
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You daily send out to your friends the jokes you collect from the Magic Café.
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jay leslie
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You just left you new assistant hanging on the broom (I'm not kidding) and you're posting this message.
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Although all the white doves (dozens) look alike, you know each one individually by name.
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jay leslie
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On 2010-12-09 14:25, jay leslie wrote:
You just left you new assistant hanging on the broom (I'm not kidding) and you're posting this message.


It's been 7 hours... I think I'll let her down and if she comes back tomorrow, I have a Keeper.
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When you play out your BDSM fantasies by keeping your assistant hanging on the broom for 7 hours.
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jay leslie
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Not really... I just want them to build-up calluses.
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and besides...
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If they can't take a few hours on the broom, how are they going to sit in the Basket for half a day?
hbwolkov
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You own more magic DVD's than the local magic store.
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jay leslie
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On 2010-12-10 16:44, hbwolkov wrote:
You own more magic DVD's than the local magic store.


You happen to be the local magic store and you own more DVDs then the distributor.
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There's no room in your pockets for your wallet because they are all full of woofle dust.
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jay leslie
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You have time to post every other message
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(that's not enough time spent with magic, Jay)

When you can't reach into your sock drawer without grabbing hold of a magic prop.
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Bob Sanders
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There is a box in the laundry room for props and gimmicks rescued from the washer.
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Your workshop, bed, magic and car are in the same room...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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