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On 2009-06-05 16:24, Bill Ligon wrote:
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When no woman will marry you because you are already married to your magic.


When you're so involved with magic you don't even notice women.


... what women ... what are they .... who are they ... is that the latest release from Stevens Magic Emporium?
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When you rush to open an email from Daryl hoping to get the special before it is gone.
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When you knew Daryl as a demonstrator at Russell's magic shop.
tabman
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When you move to a marina with Wi-Fi so you can sign in to the Café from the cabin of your boat.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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Father Photius
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When you knew Mark Wilson as a demonstrator at Douglas Magicland.
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tabman
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On 2009-06-05 22:45, Father Photius wrote:
When you knew Mark Wilson as a demonstrator at Douglas Magicland.


Magicland is a great memory. Thanks for the jog.

-=tabman
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When you stop spending your money, coins or bills just because anytime they'll work for making magic.
When you enter a magic shop and you want to live there.
When the magic shop owner has to kick you out.
When you receive 10 calls asking for your presence at home when you are at the magic shop.
When you go to a new city and you just want to visit the magic shops, not the city.
JamesTong
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On 2009-06-06 02:20, nachotuoni wrote:
When you enter a magic shop and you want to live there.


That's the best I have read. Thanks for the good laugh.
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You get irritated because Sankey hasn't released an effect in over a week...
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JamesTong
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You would wake up in the middle of the night and try out the egg bag routine that was just in your dream.
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On 2009-06-06 02:20, nachotuoni wrote:
When you stop spending your money, coins or bills just because anytime they'll work for making magic.
When you enter a magic shop and you want to live there.
When the magic shop owner has to kick you out.
When you receive 10 calls asking for your presence at home when you are at the magic shop.
When you go to a new city and you just want to visit the magic shops, not the city.


May I inject a comment here, as someone who grew up in the magic business and practically lives at his store,
The grass is always greener when you use Scotts Turf Builder.
Father Photius
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When you own one egg bag but 16 eggs to use in it.
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JamesTong
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When you owned 12 different egg bag versions but only 1 silly looking egg to go with them.
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When you own 9 different versions of silk to egg.
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tabman
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When you know Dai Vernon's real name.
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When you wear your convention name tag for the next 2 weeks after it's over...
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When you measure the passing of they year by which convention just ended and which convention is next.
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When you read anything with the word, Magic, in the title.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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When you actually enjoy tracking Kyle Peron's performances on Facebook.
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You memorized the script to The Prestige...
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