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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts 
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You have a box full of ruined gimmicks that you have inadvertently sat upon.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9502 Posts
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When you're A.D.D. makes you P.O.S.T. on the C.A.F.E. all day
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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You can't turn in any direction in any room of your house without seeing a magic prop.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17486 Posts
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You drive 2 hours to the magic shop, but won't go to the corner store for milk...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Your annual magic purchases exceeds the GNP.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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The only writing instrument you have is a Sharpie Pen.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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You have no coins in your pocket that don't have someone's initials on them.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17486 Posts
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You predict what your wife will buy at the grocery store...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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You have clips, holdouts and topits on every item of clothing you own.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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Nobody in the family has more safety pins than you do.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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You open the trunk of your car to get a jack and all you can find is magic props.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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You write your last Will and Testament with invisible ink.
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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You realize that you own two or more copies of most of the videos you own and they are all unopened.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9502 Posts
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You take 18 hours to set the music, three days to practice, hire two assistants, all for a one-time 20 minute birthday barfy.
Yes a birthday barfy,
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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You spend 6 hours researching someone elses exhaustive research on the french drop.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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All of your socks are being used to store magic props.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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All of your socks are on top of the dresser because the drawer is full of magic props.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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You have 3 custom made ball carriers for your cup and ball trick.
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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You can't go to sleep without wearing a strait jacket.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Knight Veteran user UK 318 Posts
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Your internet home page is the magic Café
Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
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