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joseph
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You order the Criss Angel magic set...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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You have Stevens Magic on your speed dial.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
hbwolkov
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You have more photos of magicians on your wall than family members.
Northern California
Bob Sanders
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Magic dealers don't need to ask your credit card numbers anymore.
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Father Photius
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When you tally up all that you own, you find that the total number of magical props exceeds the combined total of all other items.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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You don't really expect all scissors to cut.
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Father Photius
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You can't pick up a piece of rope without starting a routine.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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You know you did not get that newspaper to read.
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Father Photius
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You steal napkins at restaurants to use in your act.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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You head is the same shape as your costume hat.
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Father Photius
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You actually wait in line to marry Nani Darnell.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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You assume Father Photius can be found any time on The Magic Café.
Bob Sanders

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Father Photius
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You actually begin to believe that Bob Sanders is a magician.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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The only hank in your pockets is silk a card printed on it.
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jay leslie
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You have wear-marks tattooed on your thumbs to prove the Thumb Tie hurts
hbwolkov
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All of your children's Christmas presents soon to be under the tree will be incorporated in your upcoming act.
Northern California
jay leslie
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You would fall off your chair if Bob sent you a P.M. for no reason at all.
Father Photius
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You read a chapter of Tarbells backward just to see if you could create a new trick that way.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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You get hitched so you can tie the knot...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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Santa brings you a sock full of coal for Christmas and you think, "Wow! This gives me an idea for a great trick!"
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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