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jay leslie
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You are only 1 of 12 who brings the joy of humour to the other 38,000 members.
mahucharn
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You are spending more time figuring out how Michael Vincent's Cups & Balls works than you do studying for your calculus final.
Father Photius
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You think that reading the biography of Johnny Thompson is to read the biography of a Great American.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
mahucharn
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Your friends no longer think that the sound of you springing cards is someone farting, and they are not bothered by it in the sleightest (heh, pun...)
jay leslie
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You do the Russian Shuffle and the Cow Pie shuffle cause you believe people would rather be entertained, then see sleight o hand.

(Please send your angry Emails to James)
Father Photius
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You start a collection of the wit and wisdoms of Jay Leslie.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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You collect torn napkins...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
mahucharn
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You start running out of regular printer paper; however, you have plenty of flash paper.
Father Photius
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The neighbors refer to your house as the used playing card museum.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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There are wear spots on your magic wand.
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Father Photius
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You have more of Bob Sanders fake eggs than real eggs in your house.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
hbwolkov
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All of the coins in your pocket are larger than 2.5 inches.
Northern California
Father Photius
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After watching 50 episodes of Topper you start to get an idea for a new act.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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You try to cash a $1 million jumbo bill...
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Father Photius
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You win 15 100 dollars bills in the Cash Cab and immediately change them all into ones.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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You can spot a Svengali deck from across the room.
Bob Sanders

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Dynamike
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You are a clown, stilt walker, face painter, balloon twister, ventriloquist and juggler like Dynamike.
joseph
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You are insulted because you got a playstation III instead of magic for xmas...
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Father Photius
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You are afraid to spend your change because you can't remember which coin is your scotch and soda.
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hbwolkov
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All your coins are attracted to magnets.
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