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Father Photius
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When you view the postings in the DVDS and Books for sale forum and can't find anything you don't already own.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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You wait in a five hour line to get a free Ball and Vase trick.
joseph
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You busk in the waiting line at Applebees...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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You can't find a suitcase in your house that isn't filled with magic props.
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hbwolkov
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Your bookshelves are completely filled with a magic books.
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CRMagius
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When leaving the house, you have to check 5 times to make sure you REALLY have your keys with you, and didn't subconsciously false-take or vanish them in some way.

(True story. 1 week of practice working coins, and I'm forever paranoid about locking myself out of things)
Father Photius
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You throw your back out trying to move your magic magazine collection around.
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Dynamike
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You try and compete your amount of post with Bob Sanders.
Father Photius
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(good grief, I could never catch up to Bob or you)

When you got nothing better to do at work than mess with Dynamike.
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Dynamike
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(Dynamike is all play and no work)

When you can do the coin roll with your tongue.
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You stop at every library you see, to check what magic books they have...
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Father Photius
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You can't walk into a magic store without leaving money behind, even if they only have tricks you already own.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
jay leslie
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You must visit a new 99 cent store even when you're on your way to a wedding........ yes you.
hbwolkov
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When they sing "Deck the Halls" you can only imagine Bicycle decks.
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You have to produce every ornament before you hang them on the xmas tree...
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hbwolkov
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Your stranded on a desert island and all you can think about is whether you can jerry rig a gimmick to perform Sands of the Desert.
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You have 30 gimmicked markers...
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Father Photius
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On 2010-12-23 14:06, jay leslie wrote:
You must visit a new 99 cent store even when you're on your way to a wedding........ yes you.

(Jay, are you stalking me?)

You change the topic in the middle of your sermon and say "And now for my next trick"
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Dynamike
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You get calls everyday from women saying "I want to feel you do the coin roll with your tongue on me."
Father Photius
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When you can't go to sleep at night because you are trying to think of a way of doing a particular move easier.
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