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Father Photius
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You find yourself attending a clothing marketing show in Las Vegas because it was named "MAGIC".
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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You buy a Magic Bullet on that tv commercial without really knowing what it is...
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You bought yourself tons of tricks this Christmas, but haven't opened your previous tons of Christmas presents.
Father Photius
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You carry on long conversations with your rabbit.
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Bob Sanders
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You have to hunt through your thumb tips for gas money.
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Dynamike
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Your thumb is black and blue from your thumb tip.
joseph
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Every other page of your wedding album is a magic poster...
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Dynamike
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Most of your hair is Invisible Thread.
Father Photius
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When your manager is a 6ft. tall invisible rabbit named Harvey.
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Dynamike
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When you wait an hour for someone else to post.
Father Photius
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When you live in L.A. and the Magic Castle tells you that you don't need to do an audition for membership.
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Dynamike
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You agree to do a free show for your in-laws.
joseph
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You can do a coin roll with your pc mouse...
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Dynamike
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You buy every magic book in the world, but never read any.
Father Photius
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You have 1400 videos of you practicing the pass
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Dynamike
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You buy every magic DVD in the world, but never watch any.
Father Photius
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You know 300 sleights but no tricks.
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Dynamike
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You study it for 20 years just to win a talent show contest.
jay leslie
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You enter contests to say you were "considered" for the first prize.
joseph
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You can watch 4 zombie routines in one show...
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