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Every time you perform the saw in half trick on your wife, you have to get a new wife.
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You finally figure out the key in your coat pocket is a magic prop.
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It takes you 8 hours to learn 2 Card Monte.
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You just read all these posts 5 minutes ago, again.
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If you are a VIP with over 4,000 post.
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You have spent hundereds of hours practicing three card monte and still get taken by it.
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You wait all day for Fr. Photius to come back and post.
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You are doing the shell game and loose track of where the pea is.
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You are playing the three card monte in front of a police department.
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You are playing three card monte with the desk sgt. in the police station.
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When you shuffle the card deck while in the bathtub.
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You hypnotize yourself watching your coin rolls.
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You walk on stage to perform in front of Copperfield.
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When you actually find time to sleep at a magic convention.
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When you walk out of a convention with empty pockets.
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When you walk out of a convention sober.
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When you have to order a U-Haul truck to bring home the props you bought at a lecture.
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When you sign up as a participant for your own lecture.
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You are a Jehovah Witness.
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When you have typed the word "Dynamike" more than 10 times in one evening.
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