Every time you perform the saw in half trick on your wife, you have to get a new wife.

You finally figure out the key in your coat pocket is a magic prop.

It takes you 8 hours to learn 2 Card Monte.

You just read all these posts 5 minutes ago, again.

If you are a VIP with over 4,000 post.

You have spent hundereds of hours practicing three card monte and still get taken by it.

You wait all day for Fr. Photius to come back and post.

You are doing the shell game and loose track of where the pea is.

You are playing the three card monte in front of a police department.

You are playing three card monte with the desk sgt. in the police station.

When you shuffle the card deck while in the bathtub.

You hypnotize yourself watching your coin rolls.

You walk on stage to perform in front of Copperfield.

When you actually find time to sleep at a magic convention.

When you walk out of a convention with empty pockets.

When you walk out of a convention sober.

When you have to order a U-Haul truck to bring home the props you bought at a lecture.

When you sign up as a participant for your own lecture.

You are a Jehovah Witness.

When you have typed the word "Dynamike" more than 10 times in one evening.