You practice sleights and missed the ball falling...

You practice your back palm for ten minutes before you realize you forgot to get the cards.

You practice your back palm for twenty minutes before you realise you don't have any arms.

You feel undressed unless you are wearing an ITR

Today is 1 1 11 ... that's 4 if you add it up. Now make a trick out of that.

If you actually try to make a trick out of Jay's post.

The 10 ones in your wallet have the same serial #...

Every inch of the ceiling in your bedroom is covered with pictures of Nani Darnell.

You wear your tux to the waffle house...

You actually think there was an illusion involved in changing Miley Cyrus into Hanna Montana.

You stare at your crystal ball all day waiting for it to tell you something.

When you have confirmed paid attendance at every magic convention until 2025.

You can't leave home without a spool of invisible thread.

When you have posted here so much that you can spell hbwolkov without having to look at it.

There is a glue stick in your computer case.

When there is no computer in your computer case, just magic props.

When you listen to Andrea Bocelli singing Romanza, all you can visualize is Tony Clark's DVD.

When you have carefully transcribed into writing the content of 70 magic DVDs

You are using invisible thread to try and levitate a car.

You are selling plasma weekly to get more money to buy tricks.